Whiskey is like a kiss, you'll enjoy it more if you share it with someone you like.
A whiskey glass and a woman's ass are the downfall of many a good man. -Rick Chapman
The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it. -Winston Churchill
WHISKEY: because who in the hell needs feelings.
I’m a simple man. All I want is enough sleep...
