Whiskey is like a kiss, you'll enjoy it more if you share it with someone you like.
A whiskey glass and a woman's ass are the downfall of many a good man. -Rick Chapman
The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it. -Winston Churchill
WHISKEY: because who in the hell needs feelings.
I’m a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four. -Joel Rosenberg
I have never in my life seen a Kentuckian who didn’t have a gun, a pack of cards, and a jug of whiskey. -Andrew Jackson
Whisky is liquid sunshine. -George Bernard Shaw
I like my whisky old and my women young. -Errol Flynn
Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women, and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I’ll probably waste. -Tug McGraw
There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and one of them is malt whisky. -Scottish proverb
Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whisky, and a dog to eat the rare steak. -Johnny Carson
Never delay kissing a pretty girl or opening a bottle of whiskey. Ernest Hemingway
There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren’t as good as others. -Raymond Chandler
I wish to live to 150 years old, but the day I die, I wish it to be with a cigarette in one hand and a glass of whiskey in the other. -Ava Gardner
Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough. -Mark Twain
A whiskey glass and a woman's ass are the downfall of many a good man. -Rick Chapman
The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it. -Winston Churchill
WHISKEY: because who in the hell needs feelings.
I’m a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four. -Joel Rosenberg
I have never in my life seen a Kentuckian who didn’t have a gun, a pack of cards, and a jug of whiskey. -Andrew Jackson
Whisky is liquid sunshine. -George Bernard Shaw
I like my whisky old and my women young. -Errol Flynn
Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women, and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I’ll probably waste. -Tug McGraw
There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and one of them is malt whisky. -Scottish proverb
Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whisky, and a dog to eat the rare steak. -Johnny Carson
Never delay kissing a pretty girl or opening a bottle of whiskey. Ernest Hemingway
There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren’t as good as others. -Raymond Chandler
I wish to live to 150 years old, but the day I die, I wish it to be with a cigarette in one hand and a glass of whiskey in the other. -Ava Gardner
Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough. -Mark Twain
