Golf Quotes Collection | Quotsagram

 Golf is life. If you can't take golf, you can't take life.   The object of golf is not just to win. It is to play like a gentleman, and win. -Phil Mickelson  They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that. -Gardner Dickinson  In...

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The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly through the center of a very large tree.   A ball you can see in the rough from 50 yards away is not yours.  It's amazing how a golfer who never helps out around the house...

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Funny and Humorous Golf Quotes | Quotsagram

 The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie. -George Deukmejian  I'm hitting the woods just great, but I'm having a terrible time getting out of them.  Golf is like marriage; If you take yourself too seriously it won't work, and both are expensive .  Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional...

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Funny Golf Quotes | Quotsagram

 Golf is our favorite course.   There are more things to life than Golf... But I ignore them.  Happiness is a long walk with a putter. -Greg Norman  Cooking is like golf. You slice it, chip it and put it on some greens.  Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore', shoot six, and write down five. Paul Harvey  If you think its hard to meet new people, try...

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Golf Quotes Collection (2) | Quotsagram

 One thing that golf teaches you is humility. -Robert Wagner  If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. -Jack Lemmon  When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. -Anonymous  The most important shot in golf is...

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