Golf is our favorite course.
There are more things to life than Golf... But I ignore them.
Happiness is a long walk with a putter. -Greg Norman
Cooking is like golf. You slice it, chip it and put it on some greens.
Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore', shoot six, and write down five. Paul Harvey
If you think its hard to meet new people, try...
Showing posts with label Funny Lines. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Lines. Show all posts
Thursday, 1 November 2018
Wednesday, 24 October 2018
Homer Simpson Quotes | Quotsagram
My beer! You never had a chance to become my urine!
I’ve gone back in time to when dinosaurs weren’t just confined to zoos.
Well, I’m tired of being a wannabe league bowler. I wanna be a league bowler!
Throw them away? Are you mad woman? You never know when an old calendar may come in handy. Sure it’s not 1985 now, but who knows what tomorrow might bring?
Stupid...
Tuesday, 2 October 2018
Funny Drinking Quotes Collection | Quotsagram
Alcoholic friends are as easy to make as Sea Monkeys. -Dry (Augusten Burroughs)
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. -Frank Sinatra
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. -Henry Youngman
Without question,...
Monday, 24 September 2018
Funny Memes Quotes Lines Collection (Page 3) | Quotsagram
8000+ sports to play but still people choose feelings
You can't drink all day...If you don't start in the morning.
I told myself that I should stop drinking. But I'm not about to listen to a drunk that talks to himself.
The fact that there's a highway...
Thursday, 20 September 2018
Funny Memes, Quotes and Lines Collection (Page1) | Quotsagram
If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail, just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there..
My heart has no room for you but the trunk of my car definitely does.
BE STRONG.. I whispered to my WiFi signal..
Be decisive. Right or wrong,...
Friday, 14 September 2018
Funny Memes Quotes Sayings Collection (Page 2) | Quotsagram
Interviewer: so tell me about yourself. Me: I'd rather not.. Kinda want this job.
The last time I saw you, I was hoping it was the last time I saw you.
Never hint to a printer that you're in a rush. Those bastards smell fear.
I take super hot...
