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Sunday 30 September 2018

Bruce Lee Quotes | Quotsagram


Bruce Lee quote about laser-focus: ordinary man with laser-like focus is a successful person

Martial Arts Legend Bruce Lee's quote on life, endurance, strength, hardships. Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
 The successful warrior is an average man, with laser-like focus.
 If you spend too much time thinking about a thing, you’ll never get it done.
Incredible Bruce Lee Quotes that are thought provoking as well as inspiring
 I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.
 The more we value things, the less we value ourselves.
 Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
 To hell with circumstances; I create opportunities.
 The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering
 A quick temper will make a fool of you soon enough.
 Do not allow negative thoughts to enter your mind for they are the weeds that strangle confidence.
 If you truly love life, don’t waste time because time is what life is made of.
 Life’s battles don’t always go to the stronger or faster man. But sooner or later the man who wins, is the man who thinks he can.
 Showing off is the fool’s idea of glory.
 Only the self-sufficient stand alone; most people follow the crowd and imitate.
 Those who are unaware they are walking in darkness will never seek the light.
 Empty your mind.. Be formless,shapeless like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Water can flow or it can crash. Be water my friend..
 Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them.
 If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them.
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Friday 28 September 2018

Chess Quotes from the Masters on How to Play Better Chess | Quotsagram

 Even in the heat of a middlegame battle, the master still has to bear in mind the outlines of a possible future ending.-David Bronstein 
 Capture of the adverse king is the ultimate but not the first object of the game. -William Steinitz
 Examine moves that smite. A good eye for smites is far more important than a knowledge of strategical principles. -Purdy
 One bad move nullifies forty good ones. -Horowitz
 The sign of a great master is his ability to win a won game quickly and painlessly. -Irving Chernev
 The move is there, but you must see it. -Savielly Tartakower
 All lines of play which lead to the imprisonment of the bishop are on principle to be condemned. -Siegbert Tarrasch
 A pawn, when separated from his fellows, will seldom or never make a fortune. -Francois-Andre Danican Philidor
 If your opponent offers you a draw, try to work out why he thinks he’s worse off. -Nigel Short
 A good sacrifice is one that is not necessarily sound but leaves your opponent dazed and confused. -Rudolph Spielmann
 Emotional instability can be one of the factors giving rise to a failure by chess players in important duels. Under the influence of surging emotions we sometimes lose concentration and stop objectively evaluating the events that are taking place on the board. -Mark Dvoretsky
 Avoidance of mistakes is the beginning, as it is the end, of mastery in chess. -Eugene Znosko-Borovsky


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Monday 24 September 2018

Simplicity Quotes Collection | Quotsagram

 The more simple we are, the more complete we become. -August Rodin
 Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. -Leonardo da Vinci
 The greatest truths are the simplest: so likewise are the greatest men. -Augustus William Hare
 It’s the simple things in life that are the most extraordinary. -Paulo Coelho
 Simplicity boils down to two steps: Identify the essential. Eliminate the rest. -Leo Babauta
 Nothing is more simple than greatness; indeed, to be simple is to be great. -Ralph Waldo Emerson
 Simplicity is the final achievement. After one has played a vast quantity of notes and more notes, it is simplicity that emerges as the crowning reward of art. Frederic Chopin
 There is no greatness where there is no simplicity, goodness, and truth. -Leo Tolstoy
 Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler. -Albert Einstein
 Simplicity is the trademark of genius. -Sravani Saha Nakhro
 As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler; solitude will not be solitude, poverty will not be poverty, nor weakness weakness. -Henry David Thoreau
 The simplest things are often the truest. -Richard Bach
 Complexity is your enemy. Any fool can make something complicated. It is hard to make something simple. -Richard Branson
 The expression of truth is simplicity. -Seneca
 All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope. -Winston Churchill
 Simplicity is hard to build, easy to use, and hard to charge for. Complexity is easy to build, hard to use, and easy to charge for. -Chris Sacca


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Funny Memes Quotes Lines Collection (Page 3) | Quotsagram






 8000+ sports to play but still people choose feelings
 You can't drink all day...If you don't start in the morning.
 I told myself that I should stop drinking. But I'm not about to listen to a drunk that talks to himself.
 The fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.






 I feel  like water solves all problems.Wanna lose weight?drink water.tired of your man?drown him.
Sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn in the kitchen told me I'm fine.
When you try your hardest not to be a f**ker, but everyone you deal with is a f**ker,so you end up being a bigger fucker just to outf**k the f**kers.
 You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.
 Me after death: slams gates of hell open, takes off shoes, high fives Satan. "I'm home.what's the fucking WiFi password?





 Is google a "boy" or a "girl"? obviously a girl, because it won't let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas.
 Most people write "congrats" because they don't know the spelling of "congrajulashions"
 Think about it: every single corpse on Mt.Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends.
 After clipping my toddler's fingernails for over 2 years, I think I could diffuse a bomb while riding a roller coaster.



 Teacher:where's your book?student:at home
teacher:and what is it doing there?
student:having more fun than me.
 3:00 am phone call: hey are you asleep?.......No. I'm skydiving...
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Quotes on Coding/Programming | Quotsagram

 Programming isn't about what you know; it's about what you can figure out. -Chris Pine
 A programmer is ideally an essayist who works with traditional aesthetic and literary forms as well as mathematical concepts, to communicate the way that an algorithm works and to convince a reader that the results will be correct. -Donald E. Knuth
 Everybody in this country should learn to program a computer, because it teaches you how to think. -Steve Jobs
 The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late. -Seymour Cray
 All of my friends who have younger siblings, who are going to college or high school, my number one piece of advice is you should learn how to program. -Mark Zuckerberg
 Code is like humor. When you have to explain it, it’s bad. –Cory House
 Programming is breaking of one big impossible task into several very small possible tasks. -Jazzwant
 Java is to JavaScript, what car is to Carpet. –Chris Heilmann
 Generally, the craft of programming is the factoring of a set of requirements into a set of functions and data structures. -Douglas Crockford
 Ruby is rubbish. PHP is phpantastic. -Nikita Popov
 Optimism is an occupational hazard of programming: Feedback is the treatment. -Kent Beck
 Code: 21st century's Oxygen.
 Before software can be reusable, it first has to be usable. –Ralph Johnson
 While (noSuccess)

{
      tryAgain();

       if (Dead)
          break;
}
 Some of the best programming is done on paper, really. Putting it into the computer is just a minor detail. -Max Kanat-Alexander



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Biker Quotes Collection #2 | Quotsagram


Motorcycle biker quotes that are amazing and cool for ride lovers with bike silhouettes on blue background

 You know you're a biker when you recognize your friends by the sound of their exhaust.
 Riding a bike doesn't make me a bad person, just like going to Church doesn't make you a good person.
 Racing is life. Anything before or after is just waiting. -Steve McQueen
 It's not a bike, or a t-shirt, or a beard. It's an attitude. A lifestyle you live day in, day out. It's when you don't want or know how to live any other way.
 It's ride o'clock somewhere.
 Why yes, I'm a bikeaholic and no, I don't need help.
 Teach your child the love of motorcycles and they will never have money for drugs.
 There are two kinds of people... Harley owners and sad people.
 Respect the person who has seen the dark side of motorcycling and lived.
 Young riders pick a destination and go. Old riders pick a direction and go.
 The only thing better than a biker chick is... absolutely nothing.
 It's amazing the number of great people in my life that I wouldn't have ever met if it wasn't for motorcycles.
 Bikers don't go gray. They turn chrome.
Quotes for bikers who love their motorcycles
funny Bike and motorcycle quotes women about them started riding motorcycles

Motivational biker and Motorcycle rider quotes about happiness

 For some, there's therapy. For the rest of us, there's motorcycles.
 All women are created equal, then some started riding motorcycles.
 Bikers: We are not the black sheeps. We are the wolves.
 Bikes are like wives; if it ain't yours, don't touch.
 A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith and use up a lot of fuel.
 Train as if your life depends on it; because it does.
 Give a man a motorcycle and he'll be happy for a day. Give a man a woman and he'll be happy for a night. Give a man a woman who likes motorcycles and he'll be happy for the rest of his life.
 I'm not afraid of a little power between my legs.
 Look twice for motorcycles; someone's whole world is on that bike.
 Who needs a time machine when one twist of my wrist will leave you in the past.
 Happiness is a motorcycle, a full tank of gas and twisty roads.



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Quotes about Programming/Coding | Quotsagram

 You might not think that programmers are artists, but programming is an extremely creative profession. It's logic-based creativity. -John Romero 
 Being a good programmer is 3% talent and 97% not being distracted by the internet.
 I'm not a great programmer; I'm just a good programmer with great habits. -Kent Beck
 Real programmers don't comment their codes... bcoz if it was hard to write, it must be hard to read.
 Most good programmers do programming not because they expect to get paid or get adulation by the public, but because it is fun to program. -Linus Torvalds
 Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand. -Martin Fowler
 First solve the problem. Then write the code. -John Johnson
 Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. -Rick Cook
 Programming is not easy like Sunday morning, it is silent poetry. -Waseem Latif
 You are the semicolon to my statements;
 Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen. -Edward V. Berard
 If(sad() == true)
{
   sad().stop();

   beAwesome();

 }
 Programming is usually taught by examples. -Niklaus Wirth
 If you've never programmed a computer, you should. There's nothing like it in the whole world. When you program a computer, it does exactly what you tell it to do. It's like designing a machine using math and instructions. It's awesome in the truest sense: it can fill you with awe. -Cory Doctorow
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Sunday 23 September 2018

Biker Quotes Collection | Quotsagram

Really cool Motorcycle quote for racing and riding lovers in blue and white color text

 Being a biker is more than riding a bike, you feel it in your heart and in your soul.
 Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out a car window.
 Four wheels move the body, two wheels move the soul.
 Ride hard or stay home.
 It's not what you ride, but that you ride. It's not how fast you go, it's about enjoying the ride. It's not when you started riding, but continuing to ride each day.
 Riding a motorcycle is 10% hands and feet and 90% mind and eyes.

Awesome Biker and Motorcycle quotes that are funny humorous and awesome

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 When life gets complicated, Ride.
 I'd rather be a rider for a minute than a spectator for a lifetime.
 Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass; it's about learning to ride in the rain.
 Riding a bike is like an art, something you do because you feel something inside. -Valentino Rossi
 Sometimes your knight in shining armor turns out to be a biker in dirty leathers.
 People change, things go wrong, shit happens, but the ride goes on...
 Ride or Die.
 Bikers don't become friends. They become family.
 Keep your bike in good repair; motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking.
 No matter how bad your day is, your bike will always make you feel better.
 Old Indians never die... They just have better stories to tell.
 Some call it adventure. I call it my way of life.
 Whoever said money can't buy happiness, bought the wrong bike.
 Never trade the thrills of living for the security of existence.
 Imagine life without motorcycling. Now slap yourself and never do it again.
 To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people just exist. That's why we ride.


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Thursday 20 September 2018

Funny Memes, Quotes and Lines Collection (Page1) | Quotsagram











If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail, just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there..
 My heart has no room for you but the trunk of my car definitely does. 
 BE STRONG.. I whispered to my WiFi signal..
 Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. the road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision.
 My boss told me to have a good day.. So I went home.










Every thing I like is either expensive, illegal, or won't text me back.
Life is a d**k sometimes it gets hard for no reason.
I can't afford a vacation. So I am just going to drink until I don't know where I am.
It's okay if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right.
Why are Iphone chargers not called apple juice?
 If you are riding a donkey and someone throws rocks at you and you fall..Would that mean you were stoned off your ass.
 Never trust an atom they make up everything..




















If forty is the new thirty, and fifty is the new forty, why can't Thursday be the new Friday..
 The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant.
 Lazy people fact #35463098210. You were too lazy to read that number.
 Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understand the other person is a complete idiot.
I hate math..But I love counting money.
Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. -Gertrude Stein
 I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water I'd drink it.
 A woman has two problems: Nothing to wear. No room for all the clothes.
 The word phonetically doesn't even start with an 'f'. Shit like this is why aliens fly straight past us


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Wednesday 19 September 2018

Tom Brady Quotes Collection | Quotsagram

 If you don’t believe in yourself, why is anyone else going to believe in you?
 I don’t care about three years ago. I don’t care about two years ago. I don’t care about last year. The only things I care about is this week.
 If you don’t play to win, don’t play at all.
 You push your body to the limited, but you have to train your body to deal with the limits.
 Football is unconditional love.
 If I have something to say, I want it to be meaningful.
 At the start of a game, you’re always playing to win, and then maybe if you’re ahead late in the game, you start playing not to lose. The true competitors, though, are the ones who always play to win.
 Life is not living in the suburbs with a white picket fence. That’s not life. Somehow our American culture has made it out that that’s what life needs to be – and that if it’s not that, it’s all screwed up. It’s not.
 To me, football is so much about mental toughness, it’s digging deep, it’s doing whatever you need to do to help a team win and that comes in a lot of shapes and forms.
 You have to believe in your process. You have to believe in the things that you are doing to help the team win.
 Every quarterback can throw a ball; every running back can run; every receiver is fast; but that mental toughness that you talk about translates into competitiveness.
 We all have experiences in our lives that change us, and we all learn from people, like my dad. But at the end of the day, it’s only us. And we’re only responsible to make ourselves happy.

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Monday 17 September 2018

Bill Belichick Quotes Collection | Quotsagram

 There are no shortcuts to building a team each season. You build the foundation brick by brick.
 The less versatile you are, the better you have to be at what you do well.
 Mental Toughness is doing the right thing for the team when it’s not the best thing for you.
 To live in the past is to die in the present.
 My personal coaching philosophy, my mentality, has always been to make things as difficult as possible for players in practice, however bad we can make them, I make them.
 Every game is an important game for us. Doesn’t matter what’s the next week, who we play, whether it’s a bye week, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Halloween, Columbus Day. We don’t care. We’re just trying to go out there and win a game.
 I’m a football coach. I’m not a doctor. They don’t call plays, I don’t do surgeries. We have a great deal here.
 The only thing I can cheer for in Philadelphia is the national anthem.
 We never use the condition of the footballs as an excuse. We play with whatever or kick with whatever we have to use, and that’s the way it is.
 On a football team, it’s not the strength of the individual players, but it is the strength of the unit and how they all function together.
 There are no shortcuts to building a team each season. You build the foundation brick by brick.
 Talent sets the floor, character sets the ceiling.
 When you get wet, it usually means something good.

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Sunday 16 September 2018

Osho Quotes Collection Page 2 | Quotsagram

 People say love is blind because they do not know what love is. I say unto you, only love has eyes; other than love, everything is blind.
 Don’t move the way fear makes you move. Move the way love makes you move. Move the way joy makes you move.
 If you really want peace on earth, create peace in your heart, in your being. That is the right place to begin with and then spread.
 The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new.
 It is a strange thing, that every child is born with a closed hand, and every body dies with an open hand.
Help the world to become better. Don’t leave the world just the same as you have found it; make it a little better, make it a little more beautiful.
You have no right to demand anything from anybody. If somebody loves you, be thankful, but don’t demand anything. Because the other has no obligation to love you.
 Respect life. Revere life. There is nothing more holy than life, nothing more divine than life.
 Get out of your head and get into your heart. Think less, feel more.
 Life is not a problem. To look at it as a problem is to take a wrong step. It is a mystery to be lived, loved, experienced.
 Find ecstasy within yourself. It is not out there. It is in your innermost flowering. The one you are looking for is YOU.


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Family Quotes Collection Page 2 | Quotsagram


 The family is the center of life and it is the key to eternal happiness. -L. Tom Perry
 If you have a family that loves you, a few good friends, food on your table and a roof over your head, you are richer than you think. -Unknown
 Many men can make a fortune, but very few can build a family. -J.S. Bryan
 Family: A little bit of crazy, a little bit of loud and a whole lot of love. -Unknown
 Family is the most important thing in the world. -Princess Diana
 You don’t choose your family. They are God’s gift to you, as you are to them. -Desmond Tutu
 Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream. -George W. Bush
 The family is the first essential cell of human society. -Pope John XXIII
 Family makes a house a home. -Jennifer Hudson
 The most important thing in the world is family and love. -John Wooden
 The family is the test of freedom; because the family is the only thing that the free man makes for himself and by himself. -Gilbert K. Chesterton
 Think of your family today and every day thereafter, don’t let the busy world of today keep you from showing how much you love and appreciate your family. -Josiah
 Blood makes you related. Loyalty makes you family. -Unknown
 There is no doubt that it is around the family and the home that all the greatest virtues, the most dominating virtues of human, are created, strengthened and maintained. -Winston Churchill
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Family Quotes Collection | Quotsagram

 Everyone needs a house to live in, but a supportive family is what builds a home. -Anthony Liccione
 Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. -Anthony Brandt
 A happy family is but an earlier heaven. -George Bernard Shaw
 Family is not an important thing. It’s everything. -Michael J. Fox
 Our most basic instinct is not for survival but for family. -Paul Pearsall
 What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. -Mother Teresa
 Rejoice with your family in the beautiful land of life. -Albert Einstein
 At the end of the day, a loving family should find everything forgivable. -Mark V. Olsen
 The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other’s life. -Richard Bach
 To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there. -Barbara Bush
 Having somewhere to go is Home. Having someone to love is Family. Having both is a Blessing.
 Family is like branches on a tree, we all grow in different directions yet our roots remain as one.
 Home is where you treat your friends like family and your family like friends.
 Love overflows and joy never ends in a home that's blessed with family and friends.
 Family is the heart of our home.
 Family is like music, some high notes, some low notes, but always a beautiful song.

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Saturday 15 September 2018

Osho Quotes Collection | Quotsagram


Life begins where fear ends. 
 Drop the idea of becoming someone, because you are already a masterpiece. You cannot be improved. You have only to come to it, to know it, to realize it.
 Don’t move the way fear makes you move. Move the way love makes you move. Move the way joy makes you move.
 Love is the goal, life is the journey.
 When you love, love as if the person is a god, not less than that. Never love a woman as a woman and never love a man as a man.
 Creativity is the greatest rebellion in existence.
 Just look at life with more playful eyes. Don’t be serious. Seriousness becomes like a blindness. Don’t pretend to be a thinker, a philosopher. Just simply be a human being.
 You should live in the world but remain untouched by it. You should remain in the world, but the world should not remain in you.
 Life in itself has no meaning. Life is an opportunity to create meaning.
 Intelligence comes from meditation, intelligence comes from rebellion, intelligence does not come from memory.
 You are being taught everything, but you are not being taught to be yourself. This is the ugliest form of society possible, because it makes everybody miserable.
 Wherever you feel death, feel it. Don’t escape. Death is beautiful; death is the greatest mystery, more mysterious than life.
 Truth is not to be found outside. No teacher, no scripture can give it to you. It is inside you and if you wish to attain it, seek your own company. Be with yourself.
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Friday 14 September 2018

Funny Memes Quotes Sayings Collection (Page 2) | Quotsagram

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Really funny quotes jokes and funny lines collection

 Interviewer: so tell me about yourself. Me: I'd rather not.. Kinda want this job.
 The last time I saw you, I was hoping it was the last time I saw you.
 Never hint to a printer that you're in a rush. Those bastards smell fear.
 I take super hot showers to practice burning in hell.
 It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits...
 That awkward moment between birth and death.





 Heart: yeah you should tell him. brain: don't fucking do it. Alcohol: Sent,lol
 You are not drunk until you have to grab onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
 There is no such thing as an automatic door.. just gentleman ninjas.
 Doctor: Do you suffer from arthritis? Patient: Do you know anyone who enjoys it.
 Intelligence is like underwear. It's important that you have it, but there is no need to show it off.
 If you are going away with your kids, its not a vacation, its a change in location.






 Airplanes have now banned tweezers. I think anyone who can hijack a plane with tweezers deserves the plane.
 Zombies eat brains. you are safe.
 If a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every six months
 Scientists have yet to explain how 300 people can be working at a Walmart but only four registers will be open
 Askhole: a person who constantly asks for your advice, but always does the opposite of what you tell them.






 A group of kids is called a migraine.
 Cleaning house while the kids are home, is like shoveling snow while its still snowing.
 Fun fact: Alcohol increases the size of the SEND button by 89 percent.
 What did our parents do to kill boredom before the internet? I asked my 26 brothers and sisters, and they didn't know either.

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