Funny Quotes on Coding for that Coding Geeks | Quotsagram

When money is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, 8 bits are lost.

If brute force doesn’t solve your problems, then you aren’t using enough.

Only half of programming is coding. The other 90% is debugging.

The 90/90 rule of coding: The first 90% of a code project will take 90% of the development time. The last 10% of the project will take the other 90% of the development time. -DonZatch

The best thing about a Boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.

Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. "No" is the answer.

There is no place like 127.0.0.1

UNIX is the answer, but only if you phrase the question very carefully.

Pasting code from the Internet into production code is like chewing gum found in the street.

Life would be so much easier if we only had the source code.

Java is to JavaScript what Car is to Carpet. -Chris Heilmann

One man’s constant is another man’s variable. -Alan J. Perlis

Developer: an organism that turns coffee into code.

Programming languages, like pizzas, come in only two sizes: too big and too small. -Richard Pattis

Programming can be fun, so can cryptography; however they should not be combined. -Kreitzberg and Shneiderman

It´s better to wait for a productive programmer to become available than it is to wait for the first available programmer to become productive. -Steve McConnell

Did you know? The collective noun for a group of programmers is a merge-conflict. -Unknown

Being a good programmer is 3% talent and 97% not being distracted by the internet.

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Quotes about Programming/Coding | Quotsagram

You might not think that programmers are artists, but programming is an extremely creative profession. It's logic-based creativity. -John Romero

Being a good programmer is 3% talent and 97% not being distracted by the internet.

I'm not a great programmer; I'm just a good programmer with great habits. -Kent Beck

Real programmers don't comment their codes... bcoz if it was hard to write, it must be hard to read.

Most good programmers do programming not because they expect to get paid or get adulation by the public, but because it is fun to program. -Linus Torvalds

Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand. -Martin Fowler

First solve the problem. Then write the code. -John Johnson

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. -Rick Cook

Programming is not easy like Sunday morning, it is silent poetry. -Waseem Latif

You are the semicolon to my statements;

Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen. -Edward V. Berard

If(sad() == true) {    sad().stop();    beAwesome();  }

Programming is usually taught by examples. -Niklaus Wirth

If you've never programmed a computer, you should. There's nothing like it in the whole world. When you program a computer, it does exactly what you tell it to do. It's like designing a machine using math and instructions. It's awesome in the truest sense: it can fill you with awe. -Cory Doctorow

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