Funny Quotes on Coding for that Coding Geeks | Quotsagram

When money is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, 8 bits are lost.

If brute force doesn’t solve your problems, then you aren’t using enough.

Only half of programming is coding. The other 90% is debugging.

The 90/90 rule of coding: The first 90% of a code project will take 90% of the development time. The last 10% of the project will take the other 90% of the development time. -DonZatch

The best thing about a Boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.

Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. "No" is the answer.

There is no place like 127.0.0.1

UNIX is the answer, but only if you phrase the question very carefully.

Pasting code from the Internet into production code is like chewing gum found in the street.

Life would be so much easier if we only had the source code.

Java is to JavaScript what Car is to Carpet. -Chris Heilmann

One man’s constant is another man’s variable. -Alan J. Perlis

Developer: an organism that turns coffee into code.

Programming languages, like pizzas, come in only two sizes: too big and too small. -Richard Pattis

Programming can be fun, so can cryptography; however they should not be combined. -Kreitzberg and Shneiderman

It´s better to wait for a productive programmer to become available than it is to wait for the first available programmer to become productive. -Steve McConnell

Did you know? The collective noun for a group of programmers is a merge-conflict. -Unknown

Being a good programmer is 3% talent and 97% not being distracted by the internet.

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Quotes on Coding/Programming | Quotsagram

Programming isn't about what you know; it's about what you can figure out. -Chris Pine

A programmer is ideally an essayist who works with traditional aesthetic and literary forms as well as mathematical concepts, to communicate the way that an algorithm works and to convince a reader that the results will be correct. -Donald E. Knuth

Everybody in this country should learn to program a computer, because it teaches you how to think. -Steve Jobs

The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late. -Seymour Cray

All of my friends who have younger siblings, who are going to college or high school, my number one piece of advice is you should learn how to program. -Mark Zuckerberg

Code is like humor. When you have to explain it, it’s bad. –Cory House

Programming is breaking of one big impossible task into several very small possible tasks. -Jazzwant

Java is to JavaScript, what car is to Carpet. –Chris Heilmann

Generally, the craft of programming is the factoring of a set of requirements into a set of functions and data structures. -Douglas Crockford

Ruby is rubbish. PHP is phpantastic. -Nikita Popov

Optimism is an occupational hazard of programming: Feedback is the treatment. -Kent Beck

Code: 21st century's Oxygen.

Before software can be reusable, it first has to be usable. –Ralph Johnson

While (noSuccess) {       tryAgain();        if (Dead)           break; }

Some of the best programming is done on paper, really. Putting it into the computer is just a minor detail. -Max Kanat-Alexander

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