Funny Golf Quotes | Quotsagram

The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly through the center of a very large tree.   A ball you can see in the rough from 50 yards away is not yours.  It's amazing how a golfer who never helps out around the house...

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Funny and Humorous Golf Quotes | Quotsagram

 The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie. -George Deukmejian  I'm hitting the woods just great, but I'm having a terrible time getting out of them.  Golf is like marriage; If you take yourself too seriously it won't work, and both are expensive .  Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional...

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Funny Golf Quotes | Quotsagram

 Golf is our favorite course.   There are more things to life than Golf... But I ignore them.  Happiness is a long walk with a putter. -Greg Norman  Cooking is like golf. You slice it, chip it and put it on some greens.  Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore', shoot six, and write down five. Paul Harvey  If you think its hard to meet new people, try...

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Funny Chess Quotes Collection | Quotsagram

 We don’t really know how the game was invented, though there are suspicions. As soon as we discover the culprits, we’ll let you know. -Bruce Pandolfini  When you absolutely don’t know what to do anymore, it is time to panic. -John van der Wiel  The stomach is an essential...

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Homer Simpson Quotes | Quotsagram

 My beer! You never had a chance to become my urine!  I’ve gone back in time to when dinosaurs weren’t just confined to zoos.  Well, I’m tired of being a wannabe league bowler. I wanna be a league bowler!  Throw them away? Are you mad woman? You never know when an old calendar may come in handy. Sure it’s not 1985 now, but who knows what tomorrow might bring?  Stupid...

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Funny Quotes on Coding for that Coding Geeks | Quotsagram

 When money is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, 8 bits are lost.  If brute force doesn’t solve your problems, then you aren’t using enough.  Only half of programming is coding. The other 90% is debugging.  The 90/90 rule of coding: The first 90% of a code project will take 90% of the development time. The last...

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Funny Drinking Quotes Collection | Quotsagram

 Alcoholic friends are as easy to make as Sea Monkeys.  -Dry (Augusten Burroughs)  Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. -Frank Sinatra  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. -Henry Youngman  Without question,...

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Funny Thinking Quotes Collection | Quotsagram

 Whenever you feel stupid, remember there are people outside looking for Pokemon.  Ladies, if a man says he'll do something, he'll do it. No need to remind him every six months about it.  If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t, either. -Dick Cavett  Your...

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Funny Memes Quotes Lines Collection (Page 3) | Quotsagram

 8000+ sports to play but still people choose feelings  You can't drink all day...If you don't start in the morning.  I told myself that I should stop drinking. But I'm not about to listen to a drunk that talks to himself.  The fact that there's a highway...

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Funny Memes, Quotes and Lines Collection (Page1) | Quotsagram

If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail, just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there..  My heart has no room for you but the trunk of my car definitely does.   BE STRONG.. I whispered to my WiFi signal..  Be decisive. Right or wrong,...

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Funny Memes Quotes Sayings Collection (Page 2) | Quotsagram

 Interviewer: so tell me about yourself. Me: I'd rather not.. Kinda want this job.  The last time I saw you, I was hoping it was the last time I saw you.  Never hint to a printer that you're in a rush. Those bastards smell fear.  I take super hot...

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