| Whenever you feel stupid, remember there are people outside looking for Pokemon. |
| Ladies, if a man says he'll do something, he'll do it. No need to remind him every six months about it. |
| If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t, either. -Dick Cavett |
| Your cellphone has already replaced your watch, camera, calendar and alarm clock. Please don't let it replace your family. |
| Before you assume, try this crazy method called "asking". |
| An "ex" is called an "ex" because its an EXample of what you shouldn't have again in the future. |
| What if I told you, I already told you and you didn't listen. |
| I don't trust joggers. They're always the ones who find dead bodies. Just Saying. |
| Don't drink and drive, because there are people out there who text and drive.. And when they hit you, it will be your fault. |
| Obesity is not because it runs in the family. It is because no one runs in the family. |
| If you're gonna make love with the person whom you love so much, do it wearing the safest thing... A wedding Ring. |
| Marriage: When dating goes too far. |
| There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t. -Unknown |
| Developer: an organism that turns coffee into code. |
| Auto correct can go straight to he'll. |
| Never answer an anonymous letter. -Yogi Berra |
| What is a wedding? Webster’s Dictionary defines a wedding as ‘The process of removing weeds from one’s garden. |
