| If you want to be happy for a lifetime, be a gardener. -Chinese Proverb |
| Gardeners are like doctors; they both bury their mistakes. |
| Gardening begins with daybreak and ends with backache. |
| A man should never plant a garden larger than his wife can take care of. |
| When life gives you shit, grow a garden. |
| Unemployment is capitalism's way of getting you to plant a garden. |
| Don't wear perfume in the garden, unless you want to be pollinated by bees. |
| God Almighty first planted a garden. And indeed it is the purest of human pleasures. -Francis Bacon |
| An addiction to gardening is not all bad when you consider all the other choices in life. -Cora Lee Bell |
| A gardener’s work is never at an end; it begins with the year and continues to the next. -John Evelyn |
| Gardening; it comes in handy when you need to hide the bodies. |
| God made rainy days so gardeners could get housework done. |
| The man who has planted a garden feels that he has done something for the good of the world. -Vita Sackville-West |
| There are no gardening mistakes, only experiments. -Janet Kilburn Phillips |
| Gardening simply does not allow one to be mentally old, because too many hopes and dreams are yet to be realized. -Allan Armitage |
| Gardening imparts an organic perspective on the passage of time. -William Cowper |
| If you are a garden plant, you are regarded; well regarded, just as long as you stay in the garden. -Davies Gilbert |
| My idea of gardening is to discover something wild in my wood and weed around it with the utmost care, until it has a chance to grow and spread. -Margaret Bourke-White |
| The best place to find God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. -David Hobson |
| Gardening is medicine that does not need a prescription and has no limit on dosage. |
| One is nearer God's heart in a garden than anywhere else on earth. |
