| B-E-E-R: Brew, Enjoy, Empty, Repeat. |
| The best beers are the ones we drink with friends. |
| Beer is not the answer. Beer is the question. "Yes" is the answer. -Earl Dibbles Jr. |
| Beer is good, but beers are better. |
| Life is too short to drink bad beer. |
| Education is important. But beer is importanter. |
| Beer doesn't have many vitamins. That's why you need to drink lots of it. |
| You can't buy happiness. But you can buy beer and that's kind of the same thing. |
| Whiskey is what beer wants to be when it grows up. -Anon. |
| I need a beer. Just kidding, I need ten. -Earl Dibbles Jr. |
| If money can't buy happiness, explain motorcycles and beer. |
| I only drink beer on days that end in 'y'. |
| I'm not addicted to beer. We are just in a very committed relationship. |
| The difference between a beer and your opinion is that I asked for a beer. |
| They say there is more to life than beer. Who is they? And why would I trust them??? |
| I just rescued some beer. It was trapped in a bottle. -Earl Dibbles Jr. |
| The answer may not lie at the bottom of a beer bottle but... You should always check. |
| Anyone can drink beer, but it takes intelligence to enjoy beer. -Stephen Beaumont |
| Friends bring happiness into your life. Best friends bring beer. |
| Don't cry over spilled milk. It could have been beer. |
| A fine beer can be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure. -Czech proverb |
| Exercise is a dirty word. It makes me want to wash my mouth out with beer. |
