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Thursday 1 November 2018

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chess funny quote by lodewijk prins : the only thing chess players have in common is chess.
 We don’t really know how the game was invented, though there are suspicions. As soon as we discover the culprits, we’ll let you know. -Bruce Pandolfini
 When you absolutely don’t know what to do anymore, it is time to panic. -John van der Wiel
 The stomach is an essential part of the Chess master. -Bent Larsen
 The only thing Chess players have in common is Chess. -Lodewijk Prins
chess funny quote: love is like a game of chess. one wrong move and you are married.
 I had a toothache during the first game. In the second game I had a headache. In the third game it was an attack of rheumatism. In the fourth game, I wasn’t feeling well. And in the fifth game? Well, must one have to win every game? -Siegbert Tarrasch
 Fischer prefers to enter Chess history alone. -Miguel Najdorf
 It is always better to sacrifice your opponent’s men. -Savielly Tartakower
 Pawns are born free, yet they are everywhere in chains. -Rick Kennedy
 There are two types of sacrifices: correct ones, and mine. -Mikhail Tal
 A man ceases to be a beginner in chess and becomes a master when he has learned that he is going to be a beginner all his life. -R.G. Collingwood
  After a bad opening, there is hope for the middle game. After a bad middle game, there is hope for the endgame. But once you are in the endgame, the moment of truth has arrived. -Edmar Mednis
 Chess is not like life... It has rules. -Mark Pasternak
 When you play Bobby, it is not a question if you win or lose. It is a question if you survive. -Boris Spassky
 I failed to make the chess team because of my height. -Woody Allen
 I still hope to kill Fischer. -Boris Spassky
 It is difficult to play against Einstein’s theory. -Mikhail Tal (when he lost his first game against Fischer)
 The Pin is mightier than the sword. -Fred Reinfeld
 Of Chess it has been said that life is not long enough for it, but that is the fault of life, not Chess. -William Ewart Napier
 The passed Pawn is a criminal, who should be kept under lock and key. Mild measures, such as police surveillance, are not sufficient. -Aaron Nimzovich
 No Chess Grandmaster is normal; they only differ in the extent of their madness. -Viktor Korchnoi
 That’s what Chess is all about. One day you give your opponent a lesson, the next day he gives you one. -Bobby Fischer
 The essence of Chess is thinking about what Chess is. -David Bronstein
 Love is like a game of chess. One wrong move and you are married.
 Arguing with an idiot is like playing chess with a pigeon. It'll just knock over all the pieces, shit on the board, and strut about like it's won anyway. -Anonymous

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