| Golf is our favorite course. |
| There are more things to life than Golf... But I ignore them. |
| Happiness is a long walk with a putter. -Greg Norman |
| Cooking is like golf. You slice it, chip it and put it on some greens. |
| Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore', shoot six, and write down five. Paul Harvey |
| If you think its hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. -Jack Lemmon |
| I didn't miss the putt. I made the putt. The ball missed the hole. -Peter Jacobsen |
| Golf combines two American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick. -P.J O'Rourke |
| If it goes right, it's a slice. If it goes left, it's a hook. If it goes straight, it's a miracle. |
| To find a man's true character, play golf with him. -P.G Wodehouse |
| Saying golf is just a game is like saying an astronaut is just a pilot. |
| Golfing the way I do takes lots of balls. |
| Golf is harder than baseball. In golf, you have to play your foul balls. |
| When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more two balls. |
| Born to golf but forced to work. |
| Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles. |
| My golf game is getting better. I miss the hole nearer now. |
| Golf balls are like eggs.. They are white. They are sold by the dozen. And a week later you have to buy more. -anonymous |
| I stay cool on the course. I hit the woods for the shade, then the pond to cool off. |
| It's an easy game, Just hard to play. |
| They named it golf because all the other four-letter words were taken. |
| Don’t play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty. -Harry Vardon |
