Bill Cosby Quotes Collection | Quotsagram

Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone.

In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.

Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.

When you become senile, you won't know it.

The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.

I don't see much comedy in the Bible, where people are writing about funny people. It's not there.

People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on.

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage; the wife is in charge.

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell, the name will carry.

The essence of childhood, of course, is play.

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.

The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.

People say "God will find a way". God can't find a way, if you're in the way.

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

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