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Monday, 27 January 2020

Happy New Year 2020: Wishes, messages, quotes, Facebook, WhatsApp status for your loved ones

New Year 2020: Convey your heartfelt message to your loved ones on the New Year; here's a bunch of  New Year 2020 quotes and messages you can share with your friends, relatives and colleagues

Happy New Year 2020: Wishes, messages, quotes, Facebook, WhatsApp status for your loved ones Wishes, messages, images, photos and pics for New Year 2020


New Year 2020: As the year 2019 comes to an end and we officially enter the New Year 2020, everyone wants to send heartfelt New Year messages to their loved ones, wishing them health, wealth and prosperity for the coming year. With so many wishes coming in, you want to make sure your New Year wishes are unique. From carefully crafted messages to unique WhatsApp status of New Year to beautiful Facebook status of New Year -- we have got you covered.

Start of a new year is an opportunity to celebrate new beginnings. A heartfelt message to your near and dear ones on this occasion marks the onset of a new journey you will take together them in this new year. But it is not always possible to meet everyone you want to and personally wish them well on the occasion of New Year. Here social media comes to your rescue. These platforms allow you to put your emotions in words, images, animations and emojis, and convey them to everyone you want to reach.

Our emotions and reactions differ from person to person. A message sent to your best friend could simply be a dud if sent to your partner or a senior at your office. The perfect start to a New Year or any other festival happens with that one memorable quote that a family member, friend or a colleague at work sends you. Because of the 24/7 work culture and very limited offs, it becomes extremely difficult to catch up with the people who matter and wish them personally. Thanks to myriad social media apps, you can share warm wishes with your loved ones and friends. But the same wishes cannot be forwarded to your partner and office colleagues.


In order to help you solve this eternal dilemma of which message should be sent to whom, here is a bunch of  New Year 2020 quotes and messages you can share with your friends, relatives and colleagues.

New Year 2020 messages:

Your success and happiness lie inside you. Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you shall form an invincible host against difficulties.

What is done is done, and as you look back to the year, learn in the past and wish for a brighter future in light of these lessons learnt. Happy New Year 2020!

Don't regret your past because the best one is yet to come, welcome 2020 with hugs, love and kisses. Happy New Year my dear friend.

May our friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold into diamonds... and may our diamonds be forever. Happy New Year Friends.

We've been good friends for so many years and I really hope that our wonderful friendship will last way beyond. Wish you have a great 2020.

Proceed and welcome 2020
May you research new opportunities
May you receive an outstanding reward
Happy New Year!

As we step into another year I'd like to thank you for lifting me up every time when I am down and encouraging me to move forward. Have a beautiful year!

Counting my blessings and wishing more for you. Have a prosperous New Year!

Another fresh New Year is here... another year to LIVE! To banish worry, doubt and fear, to love and laugh and give.

Happy 2020, it is only because of you, my love that I am able to tread the road less taken. Love does act in strange ways sometimes.

I knew I loved you the moment I stopped thinking about how pretty you looked a certain way and started seeing the real you. With the New Year coming, my love only grows stronger for you.

May you appreciate the little things and accept them with an open heart.

Don't ever doubt yourself. You are wired to spread happiness to each soul around you. Ring in this
New Years by loving yourself the way you are.

Your constant insistence on the 'take it simple policy' that many of us tend to forget made 2019 a hell lot of awesome. Best wishes for 2020.

New Year 2020 quotes


" For last year's words belong to last year's language. And next year's words await another voice." - TS Eliot

" Tomorrow, is the blank page of a 365 page book. Write a good one." - Brad Paisley

" You are never too old to reinvent yourself." - Steve Harvey

" It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are." - EE Cummings

"Celebrate endings- for they precede new beginnings." - Jonathan Lockwood Huie

" Each day is a new beginning,the chance to do with it what should be      done and not be seen as simply another day put in time." - Catherine Pulsifer

" Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely." - Karen Kaiser Clark

" Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors and let every year find you  a better man." - Benjamin Franklin

"New Year's Day is every man's birthday." - Charles Lamb


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Guru Gobind Singh Jayanti 2020: Significance, quotes, SMS for Gurpurab

Gurpurab 2020: We bring to you the all about the festival and all the messages and wishes for you to share with your loved ones twitter-logo

Gurpurab 2020: Importance, quotes, messages and wishes

Guru Gobind Singh Jayanti is celebrated as the birthday of the tenth Sikh guru, Guru Gobind Singh Ji. This year marks the 353rd birth anniversary of the most celebrated Sikh guru. Guru Gobind Singh Ji spread his teachings through poems and hymns written by him.


When and How this day is celebrated?

This day is being commemorated on January 2 this year. The day is celebrated through bhajans and kirtans in gurudwaras and open halls. On Gurpurab, devotees pray to Guru Gobind Singh Ji for good health and prosperity of their loved ones.


Significance

This day is celebrated to honour the contributions made by Guru Gobind Singh Ji to Sikhism. The Dasam Granth was composed by him. He also declared the Guru Granth Sahib as the holy scripture of Sikhism and contributed to the holy book in the Damdama Sahib near Bhatinda. According to popular beliefs, Guru Gobind Singh Ji faced the Mughals several times in order to protect the Khalsa Panth.  Apart from these contributions, Guru Gobind Singh Ji also told the followers of the Sikh faith to always carry the Panj Kakar- Kesh (hair), Kanga (comb), Kada (bracelet), Kirpan (small sword) and Kachcha (undergarment).


Quotes by Guru Gobind Singh Ji

"The ignorant person is totally the blind he does not appreciate the value of the jewel."

"In egotism, one is assailed by fear, he passes his life totally troubled by fear."

"It is nearly impossible to be here now when you think there is somewhere else to be."


"Egotism is such a terrible disease, iin the love of duality, they do their deeds."

"The greatest comforts and lasting peace are obtained,when one eradicates selfishness from within."

"He who regards all men as equal is religious."

Gurpurab wishes and SMS messages:

"May the teachings of Guruji bring wisdom and compassion in all the fellow beings. Let's make our land a happy and peaceful place to live."

"May Guru Gobind Singh Ji inspire you to achieve all your goals and may his blessings be there in whatever you do."

"May Guru Gobind Singh Ji inspire you to achieve all your goals and may his blessings be there in whatever you do"

"When you erase the ego within you, only then will you be able to achieve true happiness. Happy Guru Gobind Singh Jayanti 2020." 
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Republic Day 2020: Messages, wishes, quotes, Facebook and Whatsapp status

Republic Day wishes: Mahatma Gandhi famously said that a nation's culture resides in the hearts and in the soul of its people

India became the largest democracy in the world only after the Constitution of India came into existence on Janaury 26, 1950. And to celebrate this joyous occasion, we celebrate Republic Day every year. The entire country observes this day with patriotism and enthusiasm. The biggest celebration happens in the national capital New Delhi where a grand parade is held at Rajpath. This parade showcases the cultural heritage of the country, as well as the military might of the nation.

To celebrate the 71st Republic Day with your near and dear ones, here are few messages and quotes you can share with them.

Republic Day 2020: Messages, wishes, quotes, Facebook and Whatsapp status:

"A nation's culture resides in the hearts and in the soul of its people." - Mahatma Gandhi

"At the dawn of history India started on her unending quest, and trackless centuries are filled with her striving and the grandeur of her success and her failures. Through good and ill fortune alike she [India] has never lost sight of that quest or forgotten the ideals which gave her strength." - Jawaharlal Nehru

"I feel that the constitution is workable, it is flexible and it is strong enough to hold the country together both in peacetime and in wartime. Indeed, if I may say so, if things go wrong under the new Constitution, the reason will not be that we had a bad Constitution. What we will have to say is that Man was vile." - B.R. Ambedkar

"We are Indians, firstly and lastly." - B.R. Ambedkar




"The sanctity of law can be maintained only so as long as it is the expression of the will of the people." - Bhagat Singh
"Give me blood, I will give you freedom." - Subhas Chandra Bose

"We believe in peace and peaceful development, not only for ourselves but for people all over the world." - Lal Bahadur Shastri

"Even if I died in the service of the nation, I would be proud of it. Every drop of my blood... will contribute to the growth of this nation and to make it strong and dynamic." - Indira Gandhi

"India has no dearth of brave young men and women and if they get the opportunity and help then we can compete with other nations in space exploration and one of them will fulfill her dreams." - Atal Behari Vajpayee

Today Is The Day When Everyone Young Or Old, Tall Or Short, Light Skin Or Dark Must Come Together To Show The Whole World That This Nation Is The Best Nation Under The Sun. Happy Republic Day!

Independence Is Always A Wonderful Gift From God. May This Wonderful Nation Remain Independence Forever! Happy Republic Day To You!

A country's greatness lies in its undying ideals of love and sacrifice that inspire the mothers of the race - Sarojini Naidu

May You Have Enough Happiness To Make You Sweet, Enough Trials To Make You Strong, Enough Sorrow To Keep You Human And Enough Hope To Bring Joy To Our Nation. Happy Republic Day!


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Republic Day quotes are one of the most common ways to mark the celebration of Republic Day in India. India will celebrate 71st Republic Day this year.



The rules and regulations followed in India are according to a constitution that was formulated  in 1949 by the Indian Government of India that came into effect on January 26, 1950. This day is honoured and celebrated as Republic Day in India. It is a national holiday and there are several programs that are organised in offices, schools, and colleges.

The main Republic Day celebration takes place at Rajpath, New Delhi. This ceremony is marked by the presence of Prime Minister and President of India accompanied by a guest who is also a government official of a different country. India’s National flag ‘Tiranga’ is hoisted across the nation on the occasion of Republic Day. This year will mark India's 71st Republic Day. Listed below are some Republic Day Quotes to send to your family and friends.

Republic Day quotes

We are Indians, firstly and lastly.” — B. R. Ambedkar
Let new India arise out of peasants' cottage, grasping the plough, out of huts, cobbler, and sweeper. – Swami Vivekananda
Even if I died in the service of the nation, I would be proud of it. Every drop of my blood... will contribute to the growth of this nation and make it strong and dynamic. – Indira Gandhi
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At the dawn of history, India started on her unending quest, and trackless centuries are filled with her striving and the grandeur of her success and her failures. Through good and ill fortune alike she [India] has never lost sight of that quest or forgotten the ideals which gave her strength. – Jawaharlal Nehru


India has no dearth of brave young men and women and if they get the opportunity and help then we can compete with other nations in space exploration and one of them will fulfill her dreams. – Atal Bihari Vajpayee
Citizenship consists in the service of the country. – Jawaharlal Nehru
Democracy means nothing if people are not able to work the democracy for the common good.– Chandra Bhushan
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Kobe Bryant Quotes

Tragic news that 41-year-old basketball legend Kobe Bryant and his beautiful legacy, 13-year-old daughter Gianna Maria-Onore Bryant were killed is sending the world into a moment of silence.

Our hearts ache for Vanessa Bryant, her beautiful daughters, and the entire Bryant family. We will continue to lift them in prayer.

The inseparable pair died in a Calabasas helicopter accident around 10am PST along with everyone else aboard, 5 people total, including Rick Fox, the pilot and reports indicate another of Gianna’s teammates, as they headed to their basketball game.

As we attempt to wrap our heads around the untimely loss of one of the greatest basketball players to ever live, we honor his life, accomplishments, barriers broken and his lessons.

The following quotes—from the Black Mamba himself—are words to live by:



It’s the one thing you can control. You are responsible for how people remember you—or don’t. So don’t take it lightly.

My brain . . . it cannot process failure. It will not process failure. Because if I sit there and have to face myself and tell myself, ‘You’re a failure’ . . . I think that’s almost worse than death.

The important thing is that your teammates have to know you’re pulling for them and you really want them to be successful.

If you want to be great at something, there’s a choice you have to make. What I mean by that is, there are inherent sacrifices that come along with that. Family time, hanging out with friends, being a great friend, being a great son, nephew, whatever the case may be.


I’ll do whatever it takes to win games, whether it’s sitting on a bench waving a towel, handing a cup of water to a teammate, or hitting the game-winning shot.

I don’t want to be the next Michael Jordan, I only want to be Kobe Bryant.

I can’t relate to lazy people. We don’t speak the same language. I don’t understand you. I don’t want to understand you.

I’m reflective only in the sense that I learn to move forward. I reflect with a purpose.

Once you know what failure feels like, determination chases success.


The moment you give up, is the moment you let someone else win.


Everything negative – pressure, challenges – is all an opportunity for me to rise.

I create my own path. It was straight and narrow. I looked at it this way: you were either in my way, or out of it.

We can always kind of be average and do what’s normal. I’m not in this to do what’s normal.

I have self-doubt. I have insecurity. I have fear of failure. I have nights when I show up at the arena and I’m like, ‘My back hurts, my feet hurt, my knees hurt. I don’t have it. I just want to chill.’ We all have self-doubt. You don’t deny it, but you also don’t capitulate to it. You embrace it.

If you’re afraid to fail, then you’re probably going to fail.

Pain doesn’t tell you when you ought to stop. Pain is the little voice in your head that tries to hold you back because it knows if you continue you will change.

The topic of leadership is a touchy one. A lot of leaders fail because they don’t have the bravery to touch that nerve or strike that chord. Throughout my years, I haven’t had that fear.

It’s different from being 21 and you think there’s endless amount of opportunities. At 33, the ending is much, much closer.

This is the moment I accept the most challenging times will always be behind me and in front of me.


The most important thing is to try and inspire people so that they can be great in whatever they want to do.


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Who is Kobe Bryant? Five-time NBA champion, father of four and the popular 'Black Mamba'
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Friday, 24 January 2020

Random Quotes

If you focus on results, you will never change. If you focus on change you will get results.

Clutter is not just physical stuff. its old ideas, toxic relationships and bad habits. Clutter is anything that does not support your better self. Eleanor Brownn

Pass the truth to the next generation. Teach them early what we learned(learnt) late.

History dosn't talk about quitters.

Travel is still the most intense mode of learning. Kevin Kelly

Plans are nothing. Planning is everything. – Albert Einstein

The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot. Michael Althsuler

Management works in the system. Leadership works on the system. Stephen R. Covey

Leadership is working with goals and vision; management is working with objectives. - Russel Honore
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Friday, 30 November 2018

Biker Quotes Collection #3 | Quotsagram


 The first motorcycle race began when the second motorcycle was built. -Anonymous
 Tailgating a car is illegal. Tailgating a motorcycle is pre-meditated murder.
 Race the rain, Ride the wind, Chase the sunset. Only a biker understands.
 You do not need a therapist, if you own any kind of motorcycle. -Dan Ackroyd


 MOTORCYCLIST: A person willing to take a container of flammable liquid, place it on top of a hot moving engine and then put the whole lot between their legs.
 If I die on my bike.. know that I died doing something I loved.
 Instead of trying to blend in and be like everyone else.. I became a biker.
 The best views are seen from inside motorcycle helmets.
 If you can still hear your fears. Shift a gear.


 You can have more fun on a gallon of gas than a barrel of booze.
The most dangerous part of a motorcycle... is the nut connecting the seat to the handlebars.
 I am not addicted to my Harley. We're just in a committed relationship.
 My biggest fear is that when I die, my wife will sell my motorcycle for what I told her they cost.
 My heart doesn't beat. It 'revs'.


 SCARS; the original tattoo invented by nature, perfected by dirt bikes.
 Happiness keeps you sweet, long rides keep you strong, sorrow keeps you human, life keeps you humble, riding keeps you growing, but motorcycles keep you going.
 No therapy in the world can do what burning a tank of gas, chasing the setting sun can do for you.
 Once the love for a motorcycle is discovered, there is no putting out the fire.

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Monday, 19 November 2018

Chess Quotes Collection #2 | Quotsagram

Wooden Chess board with Chess pieces made of wood along with quotes
 Chess is not like life; it has rules. -Mark Pasternak 
 A bad day of Chess is better than any good day at work. -Anonymous
 Many have become Chess Masters, no one has become the Master of Chess. -Siegbert Tarrasch



 Chess is a fairy tale of 1001 blunders. -Savielly Tartakower
 Of chess it has been said that life is not long enough for it, but that is the fault of life, not Chess. -William Ewart Napier
 Excellence at chess is one mark of a scheming mind. -Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
 Openings teach you openings. Endgames teach you chess. -Stephan Gerzadowicz
 Chess is as much a mystery as women. -Purdy
 Chess is the art of analysis. -Mikhail Botvinnik
 Modern chess is too much concerned with things like pawn structure. Forget it, checkmate ends the game. -Nigel Short



We cannot resist the fascination of sacrifice, since a passion for sacrifices is part of a chess player's nature. -Rudolf Spielman
 The chessboard is the world, the pieces are the phenomena of the Universe, the rules of the game are what we call the laws of nature and the player on the other side is hidden from us. -Thomas Huxley
 Life is a kind of Chess, with struggle, competition, good and ill events. -Benjamin Franklin
 Your body has to be in top condition. Your chess deteriorates as your body does. You can’t separate body from mind. -Bobby Fischer
 Play the opening like a book, the middle game like a magician, and the endgame like a machine. -Spielmann
 Methodical thinking is of more use in chess than inspiration. -Purdy
 Every chess master was once a beginner. -Chernev
 The most powerful weapon in chess is to have the next move. -David Bronstein

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Saturday, 17 November 2018

Epic Chess Quotes | Quotsagram

 First-class players lose to second-class players because second-class players sometimes play a first-class game. -Siegbert Tarrasch
 Many has become chess masters, no one has become the master of chess. -Siegbert Tarrasch
 The hardest game to win is a won game. -Emanuel Lasker
 Chess is not like life. It has rules. -Mark Pasternak
 Chess does not drive people mad, it keeps mad people sane. -Bill Hartston
 In Chess, at least, the brave inherit the earth. -Edmar Mednis
 Age brings wisdom to some men, and to others chess. -Evan Esar
 It is not enough to be a good player... you must also play well. -Siegbert Tarrasch
 There are more adventures on a chessboard than on all the seas of the world. -Pierre Mac Orlan
 Openings teach you openings. Endgames teach you chess. -Stephan Gerzadowicz
 It is not enough to be a good player. You must also play well. -Siegbert Tarrasch
 If you wish to succeed, you must brave the risk of failure. -Garry Kasparov
 When you see a good move, look for a better one. -Emanuel Lasker
 Not all artists are Chess players, but all Chess players are artists. -Marcel Duchamp
 Even the laziest king flees wildly in the face of a double check. -AronNimzowitsch
 The most powerful weapon in chess is to have the next move. -David Bronstein
 Good positions don’t win games, good moves do. -Gerald Abrahams
 Before the endgame, the Gods have placed the middle game. -Siegbert Tarrasch
 The laws of Chess do not permit a free choice: you have to move whether you like it or not. -Emanuel Lasker
 The move is there, but you must see it. -Savielly Tartakower
 Be the chess player, not the chess piece. -Ralph Charell
 Chess isn’t a game of speed, it is a game of speech through actions. -Matthew Selman
 Of Chess it has been said that life is not long enough for it, but that is the fault of life, not Chess. -William Ewart Napier
When the Chess game is over, the Pawn and the King go back into the same box. -Irish saying

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Golf Quotes Collection | Quotsagram

bob hope quote on golf: if you watch a game, it's fun. if you play it, it's recreation. if you work at it, it's golf.
 Golf is life. If you can't take golf, you can't take life. 
 The object of golf is not just to win. It is to play like a gentleman, and win. -Phil Mickelson
 They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that. -Gardner Dickinson
 In golf as in life, it is the follow through that makes the difference. 
 Golf gives you an insight into human nature, your own as well as your opponent's. -Grantland Rice
 Saying golf is just a game is like saying an astronaut is just a pilot.
 To find a man's true character, play golf with him. -P.G. Wodehouse
 The first thing golf teaches is humility, the second empathy, and the third patience. -Kris E. Wilson
 They call it golf because all the other four letter words were taken. -Ray Floyd
 If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. -Bob Hope
 Golf is like a love affair. If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. -Arthur Daley
 Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore', shoot six and write down five. -Paul Harvey
 Enjoy the game. Happy golf is good golf. -Gary Player
 Golf is a compromise between what your ego wants you to do, what experience tells you to do, and what your nerves let you do. -Bruce Crampton


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Good Morning Wishes Messages (5) | Quotsagram

 Peace of mind is a beautiful gift, which only we can give to ourselves just by expecting nothing from anyone. Good Morning.
 Just keep your heart beautiful and the rest will fall into place- Simple!!!. Good Morning 2 u...
 Good Morning ! Good Coffee is a pleasure. Good friends are a treasure.






Good morning smile image with yellow background for wishing good morning
 Enjoy every moment of life. Don't save it. There is no system to get a refund on an unused life. Good Morning. 
 Just because a person smiles all the time, doesn't mean their life is perfect. That smile is a symbol of hope and strength. Good Morning.
 Next time when you think of beautiful things, don't forget to count yourself in. Happy Morning.

Good Morning sunrise image wishes

 Only two persons are happy in this world.
First is MAD and second is CHILD.
Be a mad to achieve what you desire
& be a child to enjoy what you have.
Good Morning and have a happy day...
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Good morning greetings messages wishes that can be send to everyone


 No matter how good or bad your life is, Wake up each morning and Be thankful that you still have one... Good Morning...
 When you finally trust someone, without any doubt you finally get one of the two results- A person for Life or A Lesson for Life. Good Morning !
 Start your day with sweetest smile. Have a nice day... Good morning...
 Best philosophy in life is to keep the mind happy!
We don't know whether success gives happiness or not,
but a happy mind can always lead to success. Good Morning.


 When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive, to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love...Good Morning.
 Get up. Get coffee. Get on with it, because Today is more awesome with coffee. Good Morning.
 May you begin this day with a smile on your face, and with happiness for your soul to. Stay healthy and joyful. Good Morning.


 There is nothing called darkness, it's just absence of light. Similarly, there is nothing called problem, it's just absence of idea to find solution. Good Morning.
 Achievers never expose themselves, but their achievements expose them. "Do or Die" is old fashion. "Do it before you die" is the new one. Good Morning.
 It's not the shoes you wear, but the steps you take that matter. Good Morning

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Paulo Coelho Quotes | Quotsagram

paulo coelho quote: don't be someone that searches finds and then runs away.
 Don't be someone that searches, finds, and then runs away.
 Important encounters are planned by the souls long before the bodies see each other.
 Sometimes you have to travel a long way to find what is near.
 There is only one thing that makes a dream impossible to achieve: the fear of failure.
 Finding one important thing in your life doesn’t mean you have to give up all the other important things.
 One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving.
 Happiness is something that multiplies when it is divided.
 The way you see yourself will often determine how people see you.

 Life was always a matter of waiting for the right moment to act.
 Scars speak more loudly than the sword that caused them.
 If you want to be successful, respect one rule: never lie to yourself.
 Don't waste your time with explanations. People only hear what they want to hear.
 When someone leaves, it’s because someone else is about to arrive.
 Be like the fountain that overflows, not like the cistern that merely contains.
 Every blessing ignored becomes a curse.
 People are capable at any time in their lives, of doing what they dream of.
 When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
 When you can’t go back, you have to worry only about the best way of moving forward.
 Don’t allow your mind to tell your heart what to do. The mind gives up easily.
 Forgive but do not forget, or you will be hurt again. Forgiving changes the perspectives. Forgetting loses the lesson.
 Don’t be intimidated by other people’s opinions. Only mediocrity is sure of itself, so take risks and do what you really want to do.
 Behind the mask of ice that people wear, there beats a heart of fire.

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Funny Golf Quotes | Quotsagram



The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly through the center of a very large tree. 
 A ball you can see in the rough from 50 yards away is not yours.
 It's amazing how a golfer who never helps out around the house will replace his divots, repair his ball marks, and rake his sand traps.


 You can hit a two acre fairway 10% of the time and a two inch branch 90% of the time.
 Golf is like marbles for adults.
 Never try to keep more than 300 separate thoughts in your mind during your swing.
 If your best shots are the practice swing and the "gimme Putt", you might wish to reconsider this game.
 Don't buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it.

 Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field was called the Ku Klux Klan. Today it's called the PGA Tour.
 It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. ~Hank Aaron
 Golf is the perfect thing to do on Sunday because you always end up having to pray a lot.
 If a man comes home with sand in his cuffs and cockle-burs in his pants, don't ask him what he shot.
 He can take his game to Europe, Africa, Asia or wherever he wants and the world will follow.
 If there is a ball on the fringe and a ball in the bunker, your ball is in the bunker. If both balls are in the bunker, yours is in the footprint.
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