Quotes about Programming/Coding | Quotsagram

You might not think that programmers are artists, but programming is an extremely creative profession. It's logic-based creativity. -John Romero

Being a good programmer is 3% talent and 97% not being distracted by the internet.

I'm not a great programmer; I'm just a good programmer with great habits. -Kent Beck

Real programmers don't comment their codes... bcoz if it was hard to write, it must be hard to read.

Most good programmers do programming not because they expect to get paid or get adulation by the public, but because it is fun to program. -Linus Torvalds

Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand. -Martin Fowler

First solve the problem. Then write the code. -John Johnson

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. -Rick Cook

Programming is not easy like Sunday morning, it is silent poetry. -Waseem Latif

You are the semicolon to my statements;

Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen. -Edward V. Berard

If(sad() == true) {    sad().stop();    beAwesome();  }

Programming is usually taught by examples. -Niklaus Wirth

If you've never programmed a computer, you should. There's nothing like it in the whole world. When you program a computer, it does exactly what you tell it to do. It's like designing a machine using math and instructions. It's awesome in the truest sense: it can fill you with awe. -Cory Doctorow

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Biker Quotes Collection | Quotsagram

Being a biker is more than riding a bike, you feel it in your heart and in your soul.

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out a car window.

Four wheels move the body, two wheels move the soul.

Ride hard or stay home.

It's not what you ride, but that you ride. It's not how fast you go, it's about enjoying the ride. It's not when you started riding, but continuing to ride each day.

Riding a motorcycle is 10% hands and feet and 90% mind and eyes.

When life gets complicated, Ride.

I'd rather be a rider for a minute than a spectator for a lifetime.

Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass; it's about learning to ride in the rain.

Riding a bike is like an art, something you do because you feel something inside. -Valentino Rossi

Sometimes your knight in shining armor turns out to be a biker in dirty leathers.

People change, things go wrong, shit happens, but the ride goes on...

Ride or Die.

Bikers don't become friends. They become family.

Keep your bike in good repair; motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking.

No matter how bad your day is, your bike will always make you feel better.

Old Indians never die... They just have better stories to tell.

Some call it adventure. I call it my way of life.

Whoever said money can't buy happiness, bought the wrong bike.

Never trade the thrills of living for the security of existence.

Imagine life without motorcycling. Now slap yourself and never do it again.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people just exist. That's why we ride.

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Funny Memes, Quotes and Lines Collection (Page1) | Quotsagram

If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail, just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there..

My heart has no room for you but the trunk of my car definitely does.

BE STRONG.. I whispered to my WiFi signal..

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. the road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision.

My boss told me to have a good day.. So I went home.

Every thing I like is either expensive, illegal, or won't text me back.

Life is a d**k sometimes it gets hard for no reason.

I can't afford a vacation. So I am just going to drink until I don't know where I am.

It's okay if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right.

Why are Iphone chargers not called apple juice?

If you are riding a donkey and someone throws rocks at you and you fall..Would that mean you were stoned off your ass.

Never trust an atom they make up everything..

If forty is the new thirty, and fifty is the new forty, why can't Thursday be the new Friday..

The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant.

Lazy people fact #35463098210. You were too lazy to read that number.

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understand the other person is a complete idiot.

I hate math..But I love counting money.

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. -Gertrude Stein

I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water I'd drink it.

A woman has two problems: Nothing to wear. No room for all the clothes.

The word phonetically doesn't even start with an 'f'. Shit like this is why aliens fly straight past us

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Tom Brady Quotes Collection | Quotsagram

If you don’t believe in yourself, why is anyone else going to believe in you?

I don’t care about three years ago. I don’t care about two years ago. I don’t care about last year. The only things I care about is this week.

If you don’t play to win, don’t play at all.

You push your body to the limited, but you have to train your body to deal with the limits.

Football is unconditional love.

If I have something to say, I want it to be meaningful.

At the start of a game, you’re always playing to win, and then maybe if you’re ahead late in the game, you start playing not to lose. The true competitors, though, are the ones who always play to win.

Life is not living in the suburbs with a white picket fence. That’s not life. Somehow our American culture has made it out that that’s what life needs to be – and that if it’s not that, it’s all screwed up. It’s not.

To me, football is so much about mental toughness, it’s digging deep, it’s doing whatever you need to do to help a team win and that comes in a lot of shapes and forms.

You have to believe in your process. You have to believe in the things that you are doing to help the team win.

Every quarterback can throw a ball; every running back can run; every receiver is fast; but that mental toughness that you talk about translates into competitiveness.

We all have experiences in our lives that change us, and we all learn from people, like my dad. But at the end of the day, it’s only us. And we’re only responsible to make ourselves happy.

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Bill Belichick Quotes Collection | Quotsagram

There are no shortcuts to building a team each season. You build the foundation brick by brick.

The less versatile you are, the better you have to be at what you do well.

Mental Toughness is doing the right thing for the team when it’s not the best thing for you.

To live in the past is to die in the present.

My personal coaching philosophy, my mentality, has always been to make things as difficult as possible for players in practice, however bad we can make them, I make them.

Every game is an important game for us. Doesn’t matter what’s the next week, who we play, whether it’s a bye week, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Halloween, Columbus Day. We don’t care. We’re just trying to go out there and win a game.

I’m a football coach. I’m not a doctor. They don’t call plays, I don’t do surgeries. We have a great deal here.

The only thing I can cheer for in Philadelphia is the national anthem.

We never use the condition of the footballs as an excuse. We play with whatever or kick with whatever we have to use, and that’s the way it is.

On a football team, it’s not the strength of the individual players, but it is the strength of the unit and how they all function together.

There are no shortcuts to building a team each season. You build the foundation brick by brick.

Talent sets the floor, character sets the ceiling.

When you get wet, it usually means something good.

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Osho Quotes Collection Page 2 | Quotsagram

People say love is blind because they do not know what love is. I say unto you, only love has eyes; other than love, everything is blind.

Don’t move the way fear makes you move. Move the way love makes you move. Move the way joy makes you move.

If you really want peace on earth, create peace in your heart, in your being. That is the right place to begin with and then spread.

The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new.

It is a strange thing, that every child is born with a closed hand, and every body dies with an open hand.

Help the world to become better. Don’t leave the world just the same as you have found it; make it a little better, make it a little more beautiful.

You have no right to demand anything from anybody. If somebody loves you, be thankful, but don’t demand anything. Because the other has no obligation to love you.

Respect life. Revere life. There is nothing more holy than life, nothing more divine than life.

Get out of your head and get into your heart. Think less, feel more.

Life is not a problem. To look at it as a problem is to take a wrong step. It is a mystery to be lived, loved, experienced.

Find ecstasy within yourself. It is not out there. It is in your innermost flowering. The one you are looking for is YOU.

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Family Quotes Collection Page 2 | Quotsagram

The family is the center of life and it is the key to eternal happiness. -L. Tom Perry

If you have a family that loves you, a few good friends, food on your table and a roof over your head, you are richer than you think. -Unknown

Many men can make a fortune, but very few can build a family. -J.S. Bryan

Family: A little bit of crazy, a little bit of loud and a whole lot of love. -Unknown

Family is the most important thing in the world. -Princess Diana

You don’t choose your family. They are God’s gift to you, as you are to them. -Desmond Tutu

Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream. -George W. Bush

The family is the first essential cell of human society. -Pope John XXIII

Family makes a house a home. -Jennifer Hudson

The most important thing in the world is family and love. -John Wooden

The family is the test of freedom; because the family is the only thing that the free man makes for himself and by himself. -Gilbert K. Chesterton

Think of your family today and every day thereafter, don’t let the busy world of today keep you from showing how much you love and appreciate your family. -Josiah

Blood makes you related. Loyalty makes you family. -Unknown

There is no doubt that it is around the family and the home that all the greatest virtues, the most dominating virtues of human, are created, strengthened and maintained. -Winston Churchill

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Family Quotes Collection | Quotsagram

Everyone needs a house to live in, but a supportive family is what builds a home. -Anthony Liccione

Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. -Anthony Brandt

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. -George Bernard Shaw

Family is not an important thing. It’s everything. -Michael J. Fox

Our most basic instinct is not for survival but for family. -Paul Pearsall

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. -Mother Teresa

Rejoice with your family in the beautiful land of life. -Albert Einstein

At the end of the day, a loving family should find everything forgivable. -Mark V. Olsen

The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other’s life. -Richard Bach

To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there. -Barbara Bush

Having somewhere to go is Home. Having someone to love is Family. Having both is a Blessing.

Family is like branches on a tree, we all grow in different directions yet our roots remain as one.

Home is where you treat your friends like family and your family like friends.

Love overflows and joy never ends in a home that's blessed with family and friends.

Family is the heart of our home.

Family is like music, some high notes, some low notes, but always a beautiful song.

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Osho Quotes Collection | Quotsagram

Life begins where fear ends.

Drop the idea of becoming someone, because you are already a masterpiece. You cannot be improved. You have only to come to it, to know it, to realize it.

Don’t move the way fear makes you move. Move the way love makes you move. Move the way joy makes you move.

Love is the goal, life is the journey.

When you love, love as if the person is a god, not less than that. Never love a woman as a woman and never love a man as a man.

Creativity is the greatest rebellion in existence.

Just look at life with more playful eyes. Don’t be serious. Seriousness becomes like a blindness. Don’t pretend to be a thinker, a philosopher. Just simply be a human being.

You should live in the world but remain untouched by it. You should remain in the world, but the world should not remain in you.

Life in itself has no meaning. Life is an opportunity to create meaning.

Intelligence comes from meditation, intelligence comes from rebellion, intelligence does not come from memory.

You are being taught everything, but you are not being taught to be yourself. This is the ugliest form of society possible, because it makes everybody miserable.

Wherever you feel death, feel it. Don’t escape. Death is beautiful; death is the greatest mystery, more mysterious than life.

Truth is not to be found outside. No teacher, no scripture can give it to you. It is inside you and if you wish to attain it, seek your own company. Be with yourself.

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Funny Memes Quotes Sayings Collection (Page 2) | Quotsagram

Interviewer: so tell me about yourself. Me: I'd rather not.. Kinda want this job.

The last time I saw you, I was hoping it was the last time I saw you.

Never hint to a printer that you're in a rush. Those bastards smell fear.

I take super hot showers to practice burning in hell.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits...

That awkward moment between birth and death.

Heart: yeah you should tell him. brain: don't fucking do it. Alcohol: Sent,lol

You are not drunk until you have to grab onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth.

There is no such thing as an automatic door.. just gentleman ninjas.

Doctor: Do you suffer from arthritis? Patient: Do you know anyone who enjoys it.

Intelligence is like underwear. It's important that you have it, but there is no need to show it off.

If you are going away with your kids, its not a vacation, its a change in location.

Airplanes have now banned tweezers. I think anyone who can hijack a plane with tweezers deserves the plane.

Zombies eat brains. you are safe.

If a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every six months

Scientists have yet to explain how 300 people can be working at a Walmart but only four registers will be open

Askhole: a person who constantly asks for your advice, but always does the opposite of what you tell them.

A group of kids is called a migraine.

Cleaning house while the kids are home, is like shoveling snow while its still snowing.

Fun fact: Alcohol increases the size of the SEND button by 89 percent.

What did our parents do to kill boredom before the internet? I asked my 26 brothers and sisters, and they didn't know either.

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Buddha Quotes Collection | Quotsagram

Three things cannot hide for long: the Moon, the Sun and the Truth.

You only lose what you cling to.

Give, even if you only have a little.

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change.

Set your heart on doing good. Do it over and over again, and you will be filled with joy.

Radiate boundless love towards the entire world: above, below, and across.

Your purpose in life is to find your purpose and give your whole heart and soul to it.

Better than a thousand hollow words, is one word that brings peace.

Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.

Understanding is the heartwood of well-spoken words.

You will not be punished for your anger; you will be punished by your anger.

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.

There are only two mistakes one can make along the road to truth; not going all the way, and not starting.

Hatred does not cease by hatred, but only by love; this is the eternal rule.

There is no fire like passion, there is no shark like hatred, there is no snare like folly, there is no torrent like greed.

Conquer the angry one by not getting angry, conquer the wicked by goodness, conquer the stingy by generosity, and the liar by speaking the truth.

There is no path to happiness; happiness is the path.

Nothing ever exists entirely alone; everything is in relation to everything else.

Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without.

However many holy words you read, however many you speak, what good will they do you if you do not act on upon them?

In the end only three things matter; how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you.

Suffering is not holding you, you are holding suffering.

If you cannot find a good companion to walk with, walk alone, like an elephant roaming the jungle. It is better to be alone than to be with those who will hinder your progress.

One is not low because of birth nor does birth make one holy. Deeds alone make one low, deeds alone make one holy.

Even loss and betrayal can bring us awakening.

All beings tremble before violence. all fear death. See yourself in others. Then whom can you hurt? What harm can you do?

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Short Fitness Motivational Quotes Sayings Collection | Quotsagram

Excuses are for people who don't want it bad enough.

Don't stop until you're proud.

The pain of being overweight is far worse than the pain of working out.

If you're tired of starting over, stop giving up.

"I" is the only difference between FIT and FAT.

Don't let your mind bully your body.

Fitness isn't a seasonal hobby. Fitness is a lifestyle.

Make them regret the day, they called you fat.

Every workout is progress.

It's a slow process, but quitting won't speed it up.

P-U-S-H: P-Persist U-Until S-Success H-Happens

Excuses don't burn calories.

Progress is progress, no matter how small.

Losing weight is hard. Being fat is hard. Pick your hard.

It's not always easy, but it's always worth it.

Do it for the body you've always wanted.

What seems impossible today will one day become your warm-up.

Don't wish for a good body. Work for it.

Push yourself because, no one else is going to do it for you.

A short workout is better than no workout.

It's not about how bad you want it. It's about how hard you're willing to work for it.

Don't stop when it hurts, stop when you're done.

It's going to be hard. But hard is not impossible.

The moment when you want to quit, is the moment when you need to keep pushing.

When you feel like quitting think about why you started.

You don't get the ass you want by sitting on it.

Push harder than yesterday, if you want a different tomorrow.

You want results? Then train like it.

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