Funny Memes Quotes Lines Collection (Page 3) | Quotsagram

8000+ sports to play but still people choose feelings

You can't drink all day...If you don't start in the morning.

I told myself that I should stop drinking. But I'm not about to listen to a drunk that talks to himself.

The fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.

I feel  like water solves all problems.Wanna lose weight?drink water.tired of your man?drown him.

Sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn in the kitchen told me I'm fine.

When you try your hardest not to be a f**ker, but everyone you deal with is a f**ker,so you end up being a bigger fucker just to outf**k the f**kers.

You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.

Me after death: slams gates of hell open, takes off shoes, high fives Satan. "I'm home.what's the fucking WiFi password?

Is google a "boy" or a "girl"? obviously a girl, because it won't let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas.

Most people write "congrats" because they don't know the spelling of "congrajulashions"

Think about it: every single corpse on Mt.Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends.

After clipping my toddler's fingernails for over 2 years, I think I could diffuse a bomb while riding a roller coaster.

Teacher:where's your book?student:at home teacher:and what is it doing there? student:having more fun than me.

3:00 am phone call: hey are you asleep?.......No. I'm skydiving...

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Quotes on Coding/Programming | Quotsagram

Programming isn't about what you know; it's about what you can figure out. -Chris Pine

A programmer is ideally an essayist who works with traditional aesthetic and literary forms as well as mathematical concepts, to communicate the way that an algorithm works and to convince a reader that the results will be correct. -Donald E. Knuth

Everybody in this country should learn to program a computer, because it teaches you how to think. -Steve Jobs

The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late. -Seymour Cray

All of my friends who have younger siblings, who are going to college or high school, my number one piece of advice is you should learn how to program. -Mark Zuckerberg

Code is like humor. When you have to explain it, it’s bad. –Cory House

Programming is breaking of one big impossible task into several very small possible tasks. -Jazzwant

Java is to JavaScript, what car is to Carpet. –Chris Heilmann

Generally, the craft of programming is the factoring of a set of requirements into a set of functions and data structures. -Douglas Crockford

Ruby is rubbish. PHP is phpantastic. -Nikita Popov

Optimism is an occupational hazard of programming: Feedback is the treatment. -Kent Beck

Code: 21st century's Oxygen.

Before software can be reusable, it first has to be usable. –Ralph Johnson

While (noSuccess) {       tryAgain();        if (Dead)           break; }

Some of the best programming is done on paper, really. Putting it into the computer is just a minor detail. -Max Kanat-Alexander

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Biker Quotes Collection #2 | Quotsagram

You know you're a biker when you recognize your friends by the sound of their exhaust.

Riding a bike doesn't make me a bad person, just like going to Church doesn't make you a good person.

Racing is life. Anything before or after is just waiting. -Steve McQueen

It's not a bike, or a t-shirt, or a beard. It's an attitude. A lifestyle you live day in, day out. It's when you don't want or know how to live any other way.

It's ride o'clock somewhere.

Why yes, I'm a bikeaholic and no, I don't need help.

Teach your child the love of motorcycles and they will never have money for drugs.

There are two kinds of people... Harley owners and sad people.

Respect the person who has seen the dark side of motorcycling and lived.

Young riders pick a destination and go. Old riders pick a direction and go.

The only thing better than a biker chick is... absolutely nothing.

It's amazing the number of great people in my life that I wouldn't have ever met if it wasn't for motorcycles.

Bikers don't go gray. They turn chrome.

For some, there's therapy. For the rest of us, there's motorcycles.

All women are created equal, then some started riding motorcycles.

Bikers: We are not the black sheeps. We are the wolves.

Bikes are like wives; if it ain't yours, don't touch.

A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith and use up a lot of fuel.

Train as if your life depends on it; because it does.

Give a man a motorcycle and he'll be happy for a day. Give a man a woman and he'll be happy for a night. Give a man a woman who likes motorcycles and he'll be happy for the rest of his life.

I'm not afraid of a little power between my legs.

Look twice for motorcycles; someone's whole world is on that bike.

Who needs a time machine when one twist of my wrist will leave you in the past.

Happiness is a motorcycle, a full tank of gas and twisty roads.

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Quotes about Programming/Coding | Quotsagram

You might not think that programmers are artists, but programming is an extremely creative profession. It's logic-based creativity. -John Romero

Being a good programmer is 3% talent and 97% not being distracted by the internet.

I'm not a great programmer; I'm just a good programmer with great habits. -Kent Beck

Real programmers don't comment their codes... bcoz if it was hard to write, it must be hard to read.

Most good programmers do programming not because they expect to get paid or get adulation by the public, but because it is fun to program. -Linus Torvalds

Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand. -Martin Fowler

First solve the problem. Then write the code. -John Johnson

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. -Rick Cook

Programming is not easy like Sunday morning, it is silent poetry. -Waseem Latif

You are the semicolon to my statements;

Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen. -Edward V. Berard

If(sad() == true) {    sad().stop();    beAwesome();  }

Programming is usually taught by examples. -Niklaus Wirth

If you've never programmed a computer, you should. There's nothing like it in the whole world. When you program a computer, it does exactly what you tell it to do. It's like designing a machine using math and instructions. It's awesome in the truest sense: it can fill you with awe. -Cory Doctorow

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Biker Quotes Collection | Quotsagram

Being a biker is more than riding a bike, you feel it in your heart and in your soul.

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out a car window.

Four wheels move the body, two wheels move the soul.

Ride hard or stay home.

It's not what you ride, but that you ride. It's not how fast you go, it's about enjoying the ride. It's not when you started riding, but continuing to ride each day.

Riding a motorcycle is 10% hands and feet and 90% mind and eyes.

When life gets complicated, Ride.

I'd rather be a rider for a minute than a spectator for a lifetime.

Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass; it's about learning to ride in the rain.

Riding a bike is like an art, something you do because you feel something inside. -Valentino Rossi

Sometimes your knight in shining armor turns out to be a biker in dirty leathers.

People change, things go wrong, shit happens, but the ride goes on...

Ride or Die.

Bikers don't become friends. They become family.

Keep your bike in good repair; motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking.

No matter how bad your day is, your bike will always make you feel better.

Old Indians never die... They just have better stories to tell.

Some call it adventure. I call it my way of life.

Whoever said money can't buy happiness, bought the wrong bike.

Never trade the thrills of living for the security of existence.

Imagine life without motorcycling. Now slap yourself and never do it again.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people just exist. That's why we ride.

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Funny Memes, Quotes and Lines Collection (Page1) | Quotsagram

If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail, just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there..

My heart has no room for you but the trunk of my car definitely does.

BE STRONG.. I whispered to my WiFi signal..

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. the road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision.

My boss told me to have a good day.. So I went home.

Every thing I like is either expensive, illegal, or won't text me back.

Life is a d**k sometimes it gets hard for no reason.

I can't afford a vacation. So I am just going to drink until I don't know where I am.

It's okay if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right.

Why are Iphone chargers not called apple juice?

If you are riding a donkey and someone throws rocks at you and you fall..Would that mean you were stoned off your ass.

Never trust an atom they make up everything..

If forty is the new thirty, and fifty is the new forty, why can't Thursday be the new Friday..

The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant.

Lazy people fact #35463098210. You were too lazy to read that number.

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understand the other person is a complete idiot.

I hate math..But I love counting money.

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. -Gertrude Stein

I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water I'd drink it.

A woman has two problems: Nothing to wear. No room for all the clothes.

The word phonetically doesn't even start with an 'f'. Shit like this is why aliens fly straight past us

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Tom Brady Quotes Collection | Quotsagram

If you don’t believe in yourself, why is anyone else going to believe in you?

I don’t care about three years ago. I don’t care about two years ago. I don’t care about last year. The only things I care about is this week.

If you don’t play to win, don’t play at all.

You push your body to the limited, but you have to train your body to deal with the limits.

Football is unconditional love.

If I have something to say, I want it to be meaningful.

At the start of a game, you’re always playing to win, and then maybe if you’re ahead late in the game, you start playing not to lose. The true competitors, though, are the ones who always play to win.

Life is not living in the suburbs with a white picket fence. That’s not life. Somehow our American culture has made it out that that’s what life needs to be – and that if it’s not that, it’s all screwed up. It’s not.

To me, football is so much about mental toughness, it’s digging deep, it’s doing whatever you need to do to help a team win and that comes in a lot of shapes and forms.

You have to believe in your process. You have to believe in the things that you are doing to help the team win.

Every quarterback can throw a ball; every running back can run; every receiver is fast; but that mental toughness that you talk about translates into competitiveness.

We all have experiences in our lives that change us, and we all learn from people, like my dad. But at the end of the day, it’s only us. And we’re only responsible to make ourselves happy.

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Bill Belichick Quotes Collection | Quotsagram

There are no shortcuts to building a team each season. You build the foundation brick by brick.

The less versatile you are, the better you have to be at what you do well.

Mental Toughness is doing the right thing for the team when it’s not the best thing for you.

To live in the past is to die in the present.

My personal coaching philosophy, my mentality, has always been to make things as difficult as possible for players in practice, however bad we can make them, I make them.

Every game is an important game for us. Doesn’t matter what’s the next week, who we play, whether it’s a bye week, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Halloween, Columbus Day. We don’t care. We’re just trying to go out there and win a game.

I’m a football coach. I’m not a doctor. They don’t call plays, I don’t do surgeries. We have a great deal here.

The only thing I can cheer for in Philadelphia is the national anthem.

We never use the condition of the footballs as an excuse. We play with whatever or kick with whatever we have to use, and that’s the way it is.

On a football team, it’s not the strength of the individual players, but it is the strength of the unit and how they all function together.

There are no shortcuts to building a team each season. You build the foundation brick by brick.

Talent sets the floor, character sets the ceiling.

When you get wet, it usually means something good.

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Osho Quotes Collection Page 2 | Quotsagram

People say love is blind because they do not know what love is. I say unto you, only love has eyes; other than love, everything is blind.

Don’t move the way fear makes you move. Move the way love makes you move. Move the way joy makes you move.

If you really want peace on earth, create peace in your heart, in your being. That is the right place to begin with and then spread.

The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new.

It is a strange thing, that every child is born with a closed hand, and every body dies with an open hand.

Help the world to become better. Don’t leave the world just the same as you have found it; make it a little better, make it a little more beautiful.

You have no right to demand anything from anybody. If somebody loves you, be thankful, but don’t demand anything. Because the other has no obligation to love you.

Respect life. Revere life. There is nothing more holy than life, nothing more divine than life.

Get out of your head and get into your heart. Think less, feel more.

Life is not a problem. To look at it as a problem is to take a wrong step. It is a mystery to be lived, loved, experienced.

Find ecstasy within yourself. It is not out there. It is in your innermost flowering. The one you are looking for is YOU.

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Family Quotes Collection Page 2 | Quotsagram

The family is the center of life and it is the key to eternal happiness. -L. Tom Perry

If you have a family that loves you, a few good friends, food on your table and a roof over your head, you are richer than you think. -Unknown

Many men can make a fortune, but very few can build a family. -J.S. Bryan

Family: A little bit of crazy, a little bit of loud and a whole lot of love. -Unknown

Family is the most important thing in the world. -Princess Diana

You don’t choose your family. They are God’s gift to you, as you are to them. -Desmond Tutu

Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream. -George W. Bush

The family is the first essential cell of human society. -Pope John XXIII

Family makes a house a home. -Jennifer Hudson

The most important thing in the world is family and love. -John Wooden

The family is the test of freedom; because the family is the only thing that the free man makes for himself and by himself. -Gilbert K. Chesterton

Think of your family today and every day thereafter, don’t let the busy world of today keep you from showing how much you love and appreciate your family. -Josiah

Blood makes you related. Loyalty makes you family. -Unknown

There is no doubt that it is around the family and the home that all the greatest virtues, the most dominating virtues of human, are created, strengthened and maintained. -Winston Churchill

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Family Quotes Collection | Quotsagram

Everyone needs a house to live in, but a supportive family is what builds a home. -Anthony Liccione

Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. -Anthony Brandt

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. -George Bernard Shaw

Family is not an important thing. It’s everything. -Michael J. Fox

Our most basic instinct is not for survival but for family. -Paul Pearsall

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. -Mother Teresa

Rejoice with your family in the beautiful land of life. -Albert Einstein

At the end of the day, a loving family should find everything forgivable. -Mark V. Olsen

The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other’s life. -Richard Bach

To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there. -Barbara Bush

Having somewhere to go is Home. Having someone to love is Family. Having both is a Blessing.

Family is like branches on a tree, we all grow in different directions yet our roots remain as one.

Home is where you treat your friends like family and your family like friends.

Love overflows and joy never ends in a home that's blessed with family and friends.

Family is the heart of our home.

Family is like music, some high notes, some low notes, but always a beautiful song.

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Osho Quotes Collection | Quotsagram

Life begins where fear ends.

Drop the idea of becoming someone, because you are already a masterpiece. You cannot be improved. You have only to come to it, to know it, to realize it.

Don’t move the way fear makes you move. Move the way love makes you move. Move the way joy makes you move.

Love is the goal, life is the journey.

When you love, love as if the person is a god, not less than that. Never love a woman as a woman and never love a man as a man.

Creativity is the greatest rebellion in existence.

Just look at life with more playful eyes. Don’t be serious. Seriousness becomes like a blindness. Don’t pretend to be a thinker, a philosopher. Just simply be a human being.

You should live in the world but remain untouched by it. You should remain in the world, but the world should not remain in you.

Life in itself has no meaning. Life is an opportunity to create meaning.

Intelligence comes from meditation, intelligence comes from rebellion, intelligence does not come from memory.

You are being taught everything, but you are not being taught to be yourself. This is the ugliest form of society possible, because it makes everybody miserable.

Wherever you feel death, feel it. Don’t escape. Death is beautiful; death is the greatest mystery, more mysterious than life.

Truth is not to be found outside. No teacher, no scripture can give it to you. It is inside you and if you wish to attain it, seek your own company. Be with yourself.

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