| Face your problems and not Facebook your problems. |
| Facebook is obviously from California because it says 'Like' so many times. |
| If I'm not on Facebook for more than 2 days... Call the police!!! |
| Facebook is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall. |
| Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know. |
| Dear users, If you wanna cry, use tissue paper not your FB status. Thanks, Facebook. |
| Want to make money on Facebook? It's easy. Go into your account settings. De-activate your account and then go to work. |
| Quitting Facebook is the new, adult version of running away from home. We all know you're doing it for attention and we all know that you'll be back!! |
| Facebook; helping stalkers since 2004. |
| Life is like Facebook. People will 'Like' your problems and comment. But no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs. |
| Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account. |
| Welcome to Facebook, the place where relationships are perfect, Liars believe they are telling the truth and the world shows off they are living a great life; where your enemies are the ones that visit your profile the most, your friends and family block you; and even though you write what you are really thinking, someone takes it the wrong way!!! |
