Funny Memes Quotes Sayings Collection (Page 2) | Quotsagram

Interviewer: so tell me about yourself. Me: I'd rather not.. Kinda want this job.

The last time I saw you, I was hoping it was the last time I saw you.

Never hint to a printer that you're in a rush. Those bastards smell fear.

I take super hot showers to practice burning in hell.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits...

That awkward moment between birth and death.

Heart: yeah you should tell him. brain: don't fucking do it. Alcohol: Sent,lol

You are not drunk until you have to grab onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth.

There is no such thing as an automatic door.. just gentleman ninjas.

Doctor: Do you suffer from arthritis? Patient: Do you know anyone who enjoys it.

Intelligence is like underwear. It's important that you have it, but there is no need to show it off.

If you are going away with your kids, its not a vacation, its a change in location.

Airplanes have now banned tweezers. I think anyone who can hijack a plane with tweezers deserves the plane.

Zombies eat brains. you are safe.

If a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every six months

Scientists have yet to explain how 300 people can be working at a Walmart but only four registers will be open

Askhole: a person who constantly asks for your advice, but always does the opposite of what you tell them.

A group of kids is called a migraine.

Cleaning house while the kids are home, is like shoveling snow while its still snowing.

Fun fact: Alcohol increases the size of the SEND button by 89 percent.

What did our parents do to kill boredom before the internet? I asked my 26 brothers and sisters, and they didn't know either.

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Buddha Quotes Collection | Quotsagram

Three things cannot hide for long: the Moon, the Sun and the Truth.

You only lose what you cling to.

Give, even if you only have a little.

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change.

Set your heart on doing good. Do it over and over again, and you will be filled with joy.

Radiate boundless love towards the entire world: above, below, and across.

Your purpose in life is to find your purpose and give your whole heart and soul to it.

Better than a thousand hollow words, is one word that brings peace.

Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.

Understanding is the heartwood of well-spoken words.

You will not be punished for your anger; you will be punished by your anger.

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.

There are only two mistakes one can make along the road to truth; not going all the way, and not starting.

Hatred does not cease by hatred, but only by love; this is the eternal rule.

There is no fire like passion, there is no shark like hatred, there is no snare like folly, there is no torrent like greed.

Conquer the angry one by not getting angry, conquer the wicked by goodness, conquer the stingy by generosity, and the liar by speaking the truth.

There is no path to happiness; happiness is the path.

Nothing ever exists entirely alone; everything is in relation to everything else.

Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without.

However many holy words you read, however many you speak, what good will they do you if you do not act on upon them?

In the end only three things matter; how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you.

Suffering is not holding you, you are holding suffering.

If you cannot find a good companion to walk with, walk alone, like an elephant roaming the jungle. It is better to be alone than to be with those who will hinder your progress.

One is not low because of birth nor does birth make one holy. Deeds alone make one low, deeds alone make one holy.

Even loss and betrayal can bring us awakening.

All beings tremble before violence. all fear death. See yourself in others. Then whom can you hurt? What harm can you do?

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Short Fitness Motivational Quotes Sayings Collection | Quotsagram

Excuses are for people who don't want it bad enough.

Don't stop until you're proud.

The pain of being overweight is far worse than the pain of working out.

If you're tired of starting over, stop giving up.

"I" is the only difference between FIT and FAT.

Don't let your mind bully your body.

Fitness isn't a seasonal hobby. Fitness is a lifestyle.

Make them regret the day, they called you fat.

Every workout is progress.

It's a slow process, but quitting won't speed it up.

P-U-S-H: P-Persist U-Until S-Success H-Happens

Excuses don't burn calories.

Progress is progress, no matter how small.

Losing weight is hard. Being fat is hard. Pick your hard.

It's not always easy, but it's always worth it.

Do it for the body you've always wanted.

What seems impossible today will one day become your warm-up.

Don't wish for a good body. Work for it.

Push yourself because, no one else is going to do it for you.

A short workout is better than no workout.

It's not about how bad you want it. It's about how hard you're willing to work for it.

Don't stop when it hurts, stop when you're done.

It's going to be hard. But hard is not impossible.

The moment when you want to quit, is the moment when you need to keep pushing.

When you feel like quitting think about why you started.

You don't get the ass you want by sitting on it.

Push harder than yesterday, if you want a different tomorrow.

You want results? Then train like it.

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Merry Christmas And Happy New Year Wishes Quotes for Friends

May your Christmas sparkle and your holiday overflow with gifts and love. Have a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Sending warm wishes to you and your family during this Christmas Season. May your home be blessed with love and happiness.

Whatever is beautiful,
Whatever is meaningful,
Whatever brings happiness,
May it be yours forever.
Merry Christmas &
a Happy New Year

Wishing you and your family a very Merry Christmas and a prosperous New year. May this joyful season greet you with health and happiness.

May the treasures and pleasures of Christmas be with you with love and peace all year through. Merry Christmas and Happy new Year!

May your Christmas be filled with sharing, loving, and thanking God for all his blessings. Happy holidays!

May your family feel the love, peace, and joy that come with the spirit of Christmas. Enjoy the happy cheer. Merry Christmas

May you receive the gifts of peace and love. Merry Christmas and all the best in the New Year!

Have a jolly and blessed Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Wishing you all the best that life can bring, Merry Christmas to you and a year full of blessings.

Faith makes all things possible,
Hope makes all things work,
Love makes all this beautiful.
May you be blessed with all the three.
Merry Christmas &
a happy happy New Year!

Here’s to hoping the Christmas season fills your home with the warmth and joyfulness that you and your family deserve and let that remain as such throughout the year to come.

Count your blessings, open your gifts, and make a wish under the Christmas tree. May you have a Merry Christmas and a blissful new year!

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Good Christian Quotes | Quotsagram

Don't shine so others can see you . Shine so that through you, others can see Him.

Dont treat the people the way they treat you. Treat people the way God treats you. -Dave Willis

Grace is when God gives us what we don't deserve. Mercy is when God doesn't give us what we do deserve.

We aren't called to be like other Christians; we are called to be like Christ.

Act in such a manner that you are living proof of a loving God.

It's better to have God approve than the world applaud.

Prayer is the best medicine. God is the best doctor.

Pray hardest when it is hardest to pray.

The greatest test of faith is when you don't get what you want, but still you are able to say, "Thankyou Lord".

Live in such a way that those who know you, but don't know God, will come to know God because they know you.

God didn't promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, nor sun without rain, but he did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears and light for the way.

Even the people who betray you are part of the plan. Jesus couldn't get to the cross without Judas.

Forgiveness doesn't excuse their actions. Forgiveness stops their actions from destroying your heart.

Prayer is bringing your wishes and worries to God; Faith is leaving them there.

Worship will get you through the roughest times in your life, because it shifts your focus from the problem to the problem solver.

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Good Night Quotes Collection | Quotsagram

Surround yourself with people who make you hungry for life, touch your heart and nourish your soul. Good Night.

Waiting for someone else to make you happy is the best way to be sad. Good Night.

When you give up something you love for somebody else, it not only shows you are a giving person.. It also shows  that you have a wonderful heart. Good Night

Smile, it will make you look better. Pray, it will keep you strong. Love, it will make you enjoy life. Good Night and Sweet Dreams.

Look forward with hope, not backwards with regret. Tomorrow is another day to start over again. Never leave hope. Good Night.

Positive thinking is not only about expecting the best to happen.. But it is also about accepting whatever happens is for the best.. Good Night..

When Life gives you a hundred reasons to break and cry, Show life that you have a million reason to smile and laugh. Stay Strong. Good Night.

When people throw you stones, its because you are a good tree full of fruits. They see a lot of harvest in you. Don't go down to their level by throwing them back the stones, but throw them your fruits so the seeds of yourself may inspire them to change their ways. Good Night.

May the love of a thousand angels surround you and may your most cherished dreams and wishes always come true. Good Night.

Always take extra care of three things in life... Promise, friendship and relationship. Because they don't make noise when they break. When they break, they create silence. Good Night.

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Health & Wellness Quotes Collection | Quosagram

Health is not about the weight you lose, but about the life you gain. -Dr. Josh Axe

Good nutrition creates health in all areas of our existence. All parts are interconnnected. -T. Collin Campbell

If you think the pursuit of good health is expensive and time consuming, try illness. -Lee Swanson

Medicine is not healthcare. Food is healthcare. Medicine is sick care.

The greatest wealth is health.

Create healthy habits, not restrictions.

Eat good, feel good.

Healthy is not a size... It is a lifestyle.

Every time you eat or drink, you are either: feeding disease or fighting it. -Heather Morgan

Focus on your health, not your weight.

Eat less from a box and more from the earth.

Your health is an investment, not an expense.

A healthy outside starts from the inside. -Robert Urich

Health ; it's not just what you're eating. What you're thinking and saying are just as important.

True health care reform starts in your kitchen.

Let's pay the farmer, not the pharmacist. -Paul Coletta

HEALTHY SELF. HEAL-THY-SELF

What you find at the end of your fork is more powerful than anything you'll find at the bottom of a pill bottle. -Dr. Mark Hyman

Health is much more dependent on your habits and nutrition than on medicine. -John Lubbock

You can't fix your health until you fix your diet.

The preservation of health is easier than the cure of the disease.

Every time you eat is an opportunity to nourish your body.

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Faith in God Quotes Collection | Quotsagram

Prayer is bringing your wishes and worries to God; faith is leaving them there.

Seek God's will in all you do, and he will show you the path to take. Proverbs 3:6

My health may fail, and my spirit may grow weak, but God remains the strength of my heart; he is mine forever. Psalm 73:26

God always has something for you, a key for every problem, a light for every shadow, a relief for every sorrow and a plan for every tomorrow..

Where you are today is no accident. God is using the situation you are in right now to shape you and prepare you for the place. He wants to bring you into tomorrow. Trust Him with His plan even if you don't undertstand it.

God has a purpose for your pain, a reason for your struggle and a reward for your faithfulness. Don't give up!

I'm a Christian. I'm not perfect. I make mistakes. I mess up. But God's grace is bigger than my sins.

Turn your worry into worship and watch God turn your battles into blessings.

The grass withers and the flowers fade. But the word of the Lord stands forever. Isaiah 40:8

Faith is having the courage to let God have control.

Those who leave everything in God's hand will eventually see God's hand in everything.

Hope says God can. Faith says God will.

When you enter His presence with praise, He enters your circumstances with power.

Faith isn't a feeling. It's a choice to trust God even when the road ahead seems uncertain.

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Faith in God Quotes Collection | Quotsagram

Where there is hope, there is faith. Where there is faith, miracles happen.

If God brings you to it, he will bring you through it.

Faith is seeing light with your heart when all your eyes sees is darkness.

Jesus sees our sin more clearly than anyone, yet he loves us more than anyone.

Faith is not believing that God can, it's knowing that He will.

My health may fail, and my spirit may grow weak, but God remains the strength of my heart; he is mine forver. Psalm 73:26

When in doubt, pray it out.

God has a reason for allowing things to happen. We may never understand His wisdom, but we simply have to trust His will. Psalm 37:5

God will wreck your plans when he sees that your plans are about to wreck you.

I would rather stand with God and be judged by the world than stand with the world and be judged by God.

If God is all you have, you have all you need. John 14:8

When you've done everything you can do, that's when God will step in and do what you can't do. Corinthians 12:10

Trusting God competely means having faith that He know what is best for your life.

Sometimes God doesn't change your situation because He is trying to change your heart.

God is like Oxygen. You can't see him, but you need Him to survive.

Faith does not make things easy.  It makes them possible. Luke 1:37

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Thanksgiving Wishes and Messages | Quotsagram

Gratitude is the sign of noble souls. Happy Thanksgiving.

Give thanks for each new morning with its light; for rest and shelter of the night, for health and food, for love and friends, and for everything thy goodness sends. Happy Thanksgiving.

A recipe for a thankful heart; one cup of true love, two cups of kindness, three cups of grace, a  teaspoon of patience and forgiveness, and just a pinch of zest for living; that's the kind of thanksgiving meal we should be cooking in our lives together. Happy Thanksgiving.

May the many blessings of Thanksgiving bring you an outpouring of love and warmth. Happy thanksgiving to you and your family.

They say God is found in heaven. It's not. God is found in meek and thankful hearts. Happy Thanksgiving day

An attitude of gratitude brings great things. Happy Thanksgiving.

The Thanksgiving day is here. Let's be thankful for all the people in our lives, for all those joyous occasions we had in our lives and for the money in our bank accounts. Happy Thanksgiving.

Fall is the time of Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is the time of gratitude. Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life.. Happy Thanksgiving.

Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel through thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year, and then discover once a year is way too often. Happy thanksgiving.

As we express our highest gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them. Hearty Thanksgiving wishes..

I hope your Thanksgiving is stuffed with a lot of fun and family. Happy Thanksgiving Day.

There is always, always, something to be thankful for. Happy Thanksgiving..

May your turkey be fat and your body remain thin. Happy Thanksgiving wishes to you and your family.

Be thankful today for this year's blessings and pray for them to double in the next year to come. Happy Thanksgiving.

Wishing you and your family a Thanksgiving full of joy, laughter and good food. Happy Thanksgiving.

Let the smells of the food tickle your nose and... Oh crap, the turkey escaped! Happy Thanksgiving...

Wishing this Thanksgiving find you plenty of reasons to give thanks.

A thankful heart is not only the greatest virtue, but the parent of all the other virtues. Hearty Thanksgiving day wishes..

May your heart and plate be full on thanksgiving day and each day thereafter. Happy Thanksgiving.

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Funny Quotes Collection | Quotsagram

I admit that my level of weirdness is above the national average, but I'm comfortable with that.

I'm not everyone's cup of tea... But I drink coffee. So f**k them.

It's been a rough week. But I didn't need bail money and I don't have a body count, so it could have been worse.

Decaffeinated coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle.

I don't understand your specific kind of crazy, but I do admire your total commitment to it.

'As f**k' is my favorite unit of measurement.

Raising kids is like walk in the park. Jurassic park.

This is the Mondayest Monday that ever Mondayed.

I just spent 15 minutes searching for my phone in the car, while using my phone as a torch.

What doesn't kill you disappoints me.

I don't trust joggers. They're always the ones who find dead bodies. Just saying.

Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an over grown man child who can't take care of himself.

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think "Oh, no it's a cop?"

If anyone has ever told you that you snore, just know, that person has very carefully weighed the pros and cons of letting you live.

Arguing with a woman is like reading the software license agreement. In the ened, you ignore everything and click "I agree".

Taking naps sounds so childish. I prefer to call them horizontal life pauses.

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Good Morning Quotes Collection #11 | Quotsagram

Successful people have two things on their lips, "SILENCE and SMILE". Smile to solve problem and silence to avoid problem. Good Morning...

If you think positive... Sound becomes music... Movement becomes dance... Smile becomes laughter... and Life becomes celebration... Good Morning... Good Day...

Be thankful for everybody in your life. Good or bad. Past or present. They all made you the person that you are today. Good Morning.

The secret to a great day is a positive start. Good Morning. Have a great day.

Respect the old when you are young. Help the weak when you are strong. Confess the fault when you are wrong. Because one day in life you will be OLD, WEAK and WRONG.

Education is not the name of any degree or certificate that can be shown to others as a proof. But, it is the name of our attitude, actions, language, behavior and personality with others in real life. Have a nice day... Good Morning.

The biggest suspense of life is that... You don't know who is 'Praying' for you and who is 'Playing' with you. Good Morning.

A smile is a way of writing your thoughts on your face, telling others that they are accepted, liked and appreciated... So here's a big smile just for you... Have A Beautiful Day.

There is no enemy outside our soul. The real enemies live inside us. Anger, pride, greed and hate. Avoid them and enjoy a peaceful life. Good Morning.

The life we lead is the lesson we teach. Good Morning.

Smile is the electricity and life is a battery. Whenever you smile. the battery gets charged and a beaiutiful day is activated. So keep smiling. Good Morning. Have a wonderful day..

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