Funny Drinking Quotes Collection | Quotsagram

Alcoholic friends are as easy to make as Sea Monkeys.  -Dry (Augusten Burroughs)

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. -Frank Sinatra

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. -Henry Youngman

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. -Dave Barry

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. -Joe E. Lewis

Work is the curse of the drinking classes. -Oscar Wilde

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on. -Oscar Levant

Drinking beer doesn’t make you fat; it makes you lean… against bars, tables, chairs, and poles. -Unknown

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth. -George Burns

If you drink, don’t park; accidents cause people.

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I’m thirsty, not dirty. -Joe E. Lewis

I’ve never been drunk, but often I’ve been overserved. -George Gobel

I got so wasted one night I waited for the stop sign to change, and it did. -Steve Krabitz

Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol. -N.F. Simpson

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Bobby Fischer Quotes Collection | Quotsagram

A strong memory, concentration, imagination, and a strong will is required to become a great chess player.

It is better to be one of the strongest chess players in the world, than to be one of many thousands with a diploma.

Nothing eases suffering like human touch.

All that matters on the chessboard is good moves.

That's what chess is all about. One day you give your opponent a lesson, the next day he gives you one.

Chess demands total concentration.

Tactics flow from a superior position.

I give 98 percent of my mental energy to chess. Others give only 2 percent.

Your body has to be in top condition. Your chess deteriorates as your body does. You can’t separate body from mind.

It's just a matter of throwing in a few sacrifices, then checkmate.

All I want to do, ever, is just play chess.

There are tough players and nice guys, and I’m a tough player.

I like the moment when I break a man’s ego.

Chess is war over the board. The object is to crush the opponents mind.

I don’t believe in psychology. I believe in good moves.

If I win a tournament, I win it by myself. I do the playing. Nobody helps me.

Don’t even mention losing to me. I can’t stand to think of it.

Different people feel differently about resigning.

You have to have the fighting spirit. You have to force moves and take chances.

All my games are real.

You can only get good at Chess if you love the game.

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Funny Thinking Quotes Collection | Quotsagram

Whenever you feel stupid, remember there are people outside looking for Pokemon.

Ladies, if a man says he'll do something, he'll do it. No need to remind him every six months about it.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t, either. -Dick Cavett

Your cellphone has already replaced your watch, camera, calendar and alarm clock. Please don't let it replace your family.

Before you assume, try this crazy method called "asking".

An "ex" is called an "ex" because its an EXample of what you shouldn't have again in the future.

What if I told you, I already told you and you didn't listen.

I don't trust joggers. They're always the ones who find dead bodies. Just Saying.

Don't drink and drive, because there are people out there who text and drive.. And when they hit you, it will be your fault.

Obesity is not because it runs in the family. It is because no one runs in the family.

If you're gonna make love with the person whom you love so much, do it wearing the safest thing... A wedding Ring.

Marriage: When dating goes too far.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t. -Unknown

Developer: an organism that turns coffee into code.

Auto correct can go straight to he'll.

Never answer an anonymous letter. -Yogi Berra

What is a wedding? Webster’s Dictionary defines a wedding as ‘The process of removing weeds from one’s garden.

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Malayalam Quotes Collection | Quotsagram

Quote by Subin K inspired from Nishan Nishu's quote in YourQuote

 

Puzhaye konnappol avarorthilla avalkku mazhayennoru kaamukanundennu..

Mannassilaaki chirikkunnavaraude kaalam poyi ippol manassil aakki chirikkunnavarude kaalamaanu.

nee poya nooru vazhikalilalla nee vannorottayadippathakkarikilethre naam natta poomaram.

paraayaathe kelkkukayum kelkkathe kaanukayum kaanathe manassilakkukayum cheyyunnathaanu pranayam

innalekal ormmakal aayi, nalekal pratheekshakalumanu; jeevitham ennathu innaanu..

irunda manassilekku aanu padakkam kathichu idendathu oru pottitheriyude prakasham enkilum undaavatte

upadeshangal aaril ninnum sweekarikkaam pakshe theerumanangal ningaludethu ayirikkanam

kozhiyaan neram ila paranju "kaathirikkanam nee manniloode alinju orikkal koodi njan ninte chillayil punarjanikkum vare

ettavum nalla ayudham kshamayaanu..ettavum nalla prathikaaram mounamaanu

jeevitha yathrayile avasana suhruthu maranamaanu. athu kondu enikku ariyunna nervazhikal ellam maravil maati nirthi njan valanja vazhikal thiranjedukkunnu

prathisandhi undenkil pariharavum undu..

ilathumpukalil veezhunna mazhayude sangeetham pole vishudhamaanu hrudayathanthrikalil ninnuyarunna souhrudathinte sangeetham

aa vathilu kando ningal athu ningalude rakshakkullathaanu enteyalla

kadalethenda puzhakal aanu karayilellaam kayari kulamaakunnathu. Harishree (Acharya Haridas)

Adhiniveshathinu ethire nadathiya aadya flash mobayirunnu theyyam.

aval azhakkadalil upekshicha njan innu arudeyo theerathu adinjittundu.

puzhayeduthu poya theerangalil orikkal puthuma thedum pookkal poothulanjirunnu. -Harishree (Acharya Haridas)

Bhouthika lokathinte nirbhagyavanmaril ninnu aanu bodha lokathinte bhagyavanmaar uyirkkunnathu.

varunnathu ellam varangal ennu orthu virunnu aayirikkuka varathathin pinnale vruthaa paayathe irikkuka.

"neethi"yilla enkil "nee thee"yavuka

orale kanumbol anubhavikkunna santhoshamalla orale kanathirikkumbol anubhavikkunna sangadamaanu ayale namukku priyappethaakkunnathu.

Bhinnikkunna mathangalilekkalla onnikkunna snehathilekku aanu alukale cherkkendathu..

nizhal kandu nee ennu karuthi njanalayumbozhum, velivin velicham aayi nee ullil chirikkunnatheppozhum.

vaakum varikalum thollkkunna mounangalil poothu nilkkunnu chila mouna pushpangal..

kannanchum pattin kachavadathil kaanilla venthu poyoraa pattin minusa swapna chirakukal

Ente hrudayathilaanu nee enkil enikku ninne marakkaam pakshe ente hrudayamaanu neeyenkil ninne njanengane marakkum.

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Joyeux Anniversaire Wishes Quotes Collection | Quotsagram

En ce jour spécial, je vous souhaite bonne chance. J'espère que ce jour merveilleux remplira votre coeur de joie et de bénédictions. Passez un merveilleux anniversaire, célébrez le bonheur de tous les jours de votre vie.

Journée spéciale, personne spéciale et célébration spéciale. Que tous vos rêves et vos désirs se réalisent dans cette année à venir.

Célébrez votre anniversaire aujourd'hui. Célébrez d'être heureux tous les jours.

Je vous souhaite tous les cadeaux que la vie a à vous offrir, enveloppés de tout l'amour que je peux donner ... maintenant et pour toujours.

J'espère que votre anniversaire vous donne plus de bonheur, d'amour et de plaisir que vous n'auriez jamais cru pouvoir en prendre ... et même plus! Vous méritez tout. Profiter de votre journée spéciale!

Que cet anniversaire et l'année à venir vous apportent de bonnes surprises remplies de soleil, de sourires et de chouchous.

Avoir un anniversaire incroyable. Assurez-vous de célébrer tout ce qui vous apporte la félicité et le contentement.

Que votre journée spéciale soit remplie de toute la joie, la paix et la gloire que vous souhaitez. Bon anniversaire.

Vous êtes une personne merveilleuse qui n'a toujours mérité que le meilleur de tout, rien de moins. Bon anniversaire.

Que le début d'une nouvelle année dans votre vie vous apporte tout le bonheur, la santé et la prospérité que vous méritez.

Passez un merveilleux anniversaire, le seul jour spécial que quelqu'un comme vous devrait avoir.

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Sacrifice in Chess Quotes | Quotsagram

The mating sacrifice is the strongest of all sacrifices. -Rudolf Spielmann

A good sacrifice is one that is not necessarily sound but leaves your opponent dazed and confused. -Rudolph Spielmann

A real sacrifice involves a radical change in the character of a game which cannot be effected without foresight, fantasy, and the willingness to risk. -Leonid Shamkovich

A sacrifice is best refuted by accepting it. -Wilhelm Steinitz

We cannot resist the fascination of sacrifice, since a passion for sacrifices is part of a chess player’s nature. -Rudolf Spielman

Chess and offensive football are quite similar; you sacrifice something now to get something back later. -Barney Chavous

Adequate compensation for a sacrifice is having a sound combination leading to a winning position; adequate compensation for a blunder is having your opponent snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. -Bruce A. Moon

Fischer sacrificed virtually everything most of us 'weakies' value, respect, and cherish, for the sake of an artful, often beautiful board game, for the ambivalent privilege of being its greatest master. He even sacrificed his mother, Regina, to become the King of Chess. Paul Kollar

Combinations with a queen sacrifice are among the most striking and memorable. -Anatoly Karpov

There are two types of sacrifices: correct ones and mine. -Mikhail Tal

A thorough understanding of the typical mating continuations makes the most complicated sacrificial combinations leading up to them not only not difficult, but almost a matter of course. -Siegbert Tarrasch

It was once said that Tal sacrificed 9 pawns for an attack. -Mato

A Queen's sacrifice, even when fairly obvious, always rejoices the heart of the chess-lover. -Savielly Tartakower

The beauty of a game of chess is usually assessed according to the sacrifices it contains. -Rudolf Spielmann

As a rule, so-called 'positional' sacrifices are considered more difficult, and therefore more praise-worthy, than those which are based exclusively on an exact calculation of tactical possibilities. -Alexander Alekhine

It’s always better to sacrifice your opponent’s men. -Savielly Tartakover

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Beaucoup de Joyeux Anniversaire Texte Messages Images Collection | Quotsagram

Incarnez le monde avec vos rêves et utilisez la flamme pour allumer une bougie d'anniversaire. Bon anniversaire.

Mon souhait d'anniversaire est que vous continuez à aimer la vie et à ne jamais cesser de rêver. Que la beauté et le bonheur vous entourent, non seulement lors de votre journée spéciale, mais toujours.

avoir un merveilleux et heureux jour de la santé, maintenant et pour toujours.bon anniversaire.

Bon anniversaire. Je vous souhaite une merveilleuse année à venir. Votre anniversaire mérite d'être une fête nationale, car vous êtes un trésor national spécial.

Que votre anniversaire soit rempli de nombreuses heures heureuses et de votre vie avec beaucoup de joyeux anniversaires. Bon anniversaire.

Que ce jour soit si heureux que le sourire ne s’évanouisse jamais.

Laissez le nombre d'années que vous avez vécu ne pas être un souvenir de votre âge, mais une médaille de tout ce que vous avez vécu dans la vie. Souhaitant un joyeux anniversaire.

Votre anniversaire ne vient qu'une fois par an, alors assurez-vous que c'est le plus mémorable de tous les temps et passez une journée formidable.

En vous souhaitant le plus grand anniversaire de votre vie, plein d'amour et de joie à partir du moment où vous ouvrez les yeux le matin jusqu'à ce que vous dormiez la nuit.

Que cette journée spéciale t'apporte une joie sans fin et des tonnes de souvenirs précieux.

Bientôt, vous allez commencer une nouvelle année de votre vie et j'espère que l'année à venir apportera tous les succès que vous méritez. Bon anniversaire.

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Bruce Lee Quotes | Quotsagram

The successful warrior is an average man, with laser-like focus.

If you spend too much time thinking about a thing, you’ll never get it done.

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.

The more we value things, the less we value ourselves.

Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.

To hell with circumstances; I create opportunities.

The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering

A quick temper will make a fool of you soon enough.

Do not allow negative thoughts to enter your mind for they are the weeds that strangle confidence.

If you truly love life, don’t waste time because time is what life is made of.

Life’s battles don’t always go to the stronger or faster man. But sooner or later the man who wins, is the man who thinks he can.

Showing off is the fool’s idea of glory.

Only the self-sufficient stand alone; most people follow the crowd and imitate.

Those who are unaware they are walking in darkness will never seek the light.

Empty your mind.. Be formless,shapeless like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Water can flow or it can crash. Be water my friend..

Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them.

If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them.

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Chess Quotes from the Masters on How to Play Better Chess | Quotsagram

Even in the heat of a middlegame battle, the master still has to bear in mind the outlines of a possible future ending.-David Bronstein

Capture of the adverse king is the ultimate but not the first object of the game. -William Steinitz

Examine moves that smite. A good eye for smites is far more important than a knowledge of strategical principles. -Purdy

One bad move nullifies forty good ones. -Horowitz

The sign of a great master is his ability to win a won game quickly and painlessly. -Irving Chernev

The move is there, but you must see it. -Savielly Tartakower

All lines of play which lead to the imprisonment of the bishop are on principle to be condemned. -Siegbert Tarrasch

A pawn, when separated from his fellows, will seldom or never make a fortune. -Francois-Andre Danican Philidor

If your opponent offers you a draw, try to work out why he thinks he’s worse off. -Nigel Short

A good sacrifice is one that is not necessarily sound but leaves your opponent dazed and confused. -Rudolph Spielmann

Emotional instability can be one of the factors giving rise to a failure by chess players in important duels. Under the influence of surging emotions we sometimes lose concentration and stop objectively evaluating the events that are taking place on the board. -Mark Dvoretsky

Avoidance of mistakes is the beginning, as it is the end, of mastery in chess. -Eugene Znosko-Borovsky

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Simplicity Quotes Collection | Quotsagram

The more simple we are, the more complete we become. -August Rodin

Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. -Leonardo da Vinci

The greatest truths are the simplest: so likewise are the greatest men. -Augustus William Hare

It’s the simple things in life that are the most extraordinary. -Paulo Coelho

Simplicity boils down to two steps: Identify the essential. Eliminate the rest. -Leo Babauta

Nothing is more simple than greatness; indeed, to be simple is to be great. -Ralph Waldo Emerson

Simplicity is the final achievement. After one has played a vast quantity of notes and more notes, it is simplicity that emerges as the crowning reward of art. Frederic Chopin

There is no greatness where there is no simplicity, goodness, and truth. -Leo Tolstoy

Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler. -Albert Einstein

Simplicity is the trademark of genius. -Sravani Saha Nakhro

As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler; solitude will not be solitude, poverty will not be poverty, nor weakness weakness. -Henry David Thoreau

The simplest things are often the truest. -Richard Bach

Complexity is your enemy. Any fool can make something complicated. It is hard to make something simple. -Richard Branson

The expression of truth is simplicity. -Seneca

All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope. -Winston Churchill

Simplicity is hard to build, easy to use, and hard to charge for. Complexity is easy to build, hard to use, and easy to charge for. -Chris Sacca

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Funny Memes Quotes Lines Collection (Page 3) | Quotsagram

8000+ sports to play but still people choose feelings

You can't drink all day...If you don't start in the morning.

I told myself that I should stop drinking. But I'm not about to listen to a drunk that talks to himself.

The fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.

I feel  like water solves all problems.Wanna lose weight?drink water.tired of your man?drown him.

Sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn in the kitchen told me I'm fine.

When you try your hardest not to be a f**ker, but everyone you deal with is a f**ker,so you end up being a bigger fucker just to outf**k the f**kers.

You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.

Me after death: slams gates of hell open, takes off shoes, high fives Satan. "I'm home.what's the fucking WiFi password?

Is google a "boy" or a "girl"? obviously a girl, because it won't let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas.

Most people write "congrats" because they don't know the spelling of "congrajulashions"

Think about it: every single corpse on Mt.Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends.

After clipping my toddler's fingernails for over 2 years, I think I could diffuse a bomb while riding a roller coaster.

Teacher:where's your book?student:at home teacher:and what is it doing there? student:having more fun than me.

3:00 am phone call: hey are you asleep?.......No. I'm skydiving...

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Quotes on Coding/Programming | Quotsagram

Programming isn't about what you know; it's about what you can figure out. -Chris Pine

A programmer is ideally an essayist who works with traditional aesthetic and literary forms as well as mathematical concepts, to communicate the way that an algorithm works and to convince a reader that the results will be correct. -Donald E. Knuth

Everybody in this country should learn to program a computer, because it teaches you how to think. -Steve Jobs

The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late. -Seymour Cray

All of my friends who have younger siblings, who are going to college or high school, my number one piece of advice is you should learn how to program. -Mark Zuckerberg

Code is like humor. When you have to explain it, it’s bad. –Cory House

Programming is breaking of one big impossible task into several very small possible tasks. -Jazzwant

Java is to JavaScript, what car is to Carpet. –Chris Heilmann

Generally, the craft of programming is the factoring of a set of requirements into a set of functions and data structures. -Douglas Crockford

Ruby is rubbish. PHP is phpantastic. -Nikita Popov

Optimism is an occupational hazard of programming: Feedback is the treatment. -Kent Beck

Code: 21st century's Oxygen.

Before software can be reusable, it first has to be usable. –Ralph Johnson

While (noSuccess) {       tryAgain();        if (Dead)           break; }

Some of the best programming is done on paper, really. Putting it into the computer is just a minor detail. -Max Kanat-Alexander

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